Which Funk Band Are You?
How often do you go out dancing?
- Maybe a couple times a month
- Every weekend
- A few times a week
- I dance like it’s my job
- I dance like it’s my job and then cover your shifts
If you could, whose dance moves would you steal?
- Michael Jackson
- Justin Timberlake
- James Brown
- Are you kidding? People should be stealing from me!
If you could be in a funk band, what would you play?
- I’m all about that bass
- I’d sing
What kind of ride would you drive to gigs?
- A van, of course
- C’mon… a Cadillac
- A sportscar
- A limo
- A spaceship
How sweaty do you like your funk?
- A little sweaty
- A lot sweaty
- Damn sweaty
Speaking of sweaty, do you listen to music when getting intimate?
- Nope, breaks my concentration
- Sometimes, but I have to be in the mood
- All the time, every time
Besides funk, what’s your favorite kind of music?
- Old R&B/Soul
- New R&B/Soul
Where do you like to go for live music?
- I like an arena
- A theater
- An outdoor venue
- A small, upscale club
- A small, downscale dive
Finally, do fries go with that shake?
- Nope, so put your eyes back in your head
- You’re damn right they do!