Do you have the funk? Do you gotta have that funk? OK, then! Shake it out, get your head right, and then take our quiz to find out which funk band you are! How often do you go out dancing? Maybe a couple times a month. Every weekend. A few times a week. I dance like it’s my job. I dance like it’s my job and then cover your shifts. If you could, whose dance moves would you steal? Michael Jackson. Justin Timberlake. James Brown. Beyonce. Usher. Are you kidding? People should be stealing from me!. If you could be in a funk band, what would you play? Drums. Guitar. Horns. Keys. I’m all about that bass. I’d sing. What kind of ride would you drive to gigs? A van, of course. C’mon… a Cadillac. A sportscar. A limo. A spaceship. How sweaty do you like your funk? A little sweaty. Sweaty. A lot sweaty. Damn sweaty. Drenched. Speaking of sweaty, do you listen to music when getting intimate? Nope, breaks my concentration. Sometimes, but I have to be in the mood. All the time, every time. Besides funk, what’s your favorite kind of music? Classical. Old R&B/Soul. New R&B/Soul. Pop. Rock. Where do you like to go for live music? I like an arena. A theater. An outdoor venue. A small, upscale club. A small, downscale dive. Finally, do fries go with that shake? What?. Nope, so put your eyes back in your head. You’re damn right they do!.