Which Salad Dressing Are You?
Which of these sounds like the coolest career?
- Something education related
- Something government related
- An athlete
- A professional chef
Which of these sounds like the best main course?
- A fat steak
- A cheeseburger
- Lots of wings
- Spaghetti and meatballs
What kind of music do you listen to while you're daydreaming?
- All kinds
Where could you see yourself retiring?
- What? I'm not leaving America!
- Some place in Europe
- Somewhere cold
- Somewhere warm
Your significant other is nagging you again. It's probably because...
- I'm not sure - it could be anything
- I forgot to use mouthwash after dinner
- They think I'm lazy
- I'm not doing my share of chores
What's the only chore you think is tolerable when it comes to housework?
- I hate them all equally
- Dishes. But only because I have a dishwasher.
- Please, I haven't done housework since I was a kid
- Making dinner. Just don't make me clean up.
What's your biggest personality flaw?
- I'm what you might call "basic"
- I can be a little rough around the edges
- I love junk food
- I'm a little vain
What would be the best birthday present?
- A pony
- A new wardrobe
- A vineyard
- A foosball table, a dart board, and a mini bar
Where did you meet your best friend?
- My best friend changes every week, depending on who I'm mad at
- At work
- I've known them since we were kids
- On vacation
Which of the following do you think is acceptable to sneak into the movies?
- Just a drink. I'll compromise and buy popcorn.
- Nothing, that's dishonest
- Maybe a burger or two from a fast food place
- Some candy, cookies, and a drink