What's your favorite section in the newspaper?
Are you a morning person?
- Ugh... coffee... someone get me coffee!
- Eh, they're okay
- The early bird gets the worm!
There's a group of kids running around on your lawn. You...
- Yell at 'em!
- Turn on the sprinklers
- Call their parents
- Shoo them off politely
- Ignore them
Loud music makes you want to...
- Shake my booty!
- Kill someone
- It depends on the hour
- Nice every once in a while
- The highlight of my day
How often do you yell?
- At least once a day
- Often, but not THAT often
- Every once in a while
- Almost never
What do you think about modern comedies?
- They're hilarious!
- They're childish and stupid
- It depends on the movie
You're sitting on a crowded bus or subway. What are you thinking?
- What I'll have for dinner
- How much I want to scream right now
- Where the nearest bathroom is
- Nothing in particular
You're standing in line at an amusement park. But it's been 15 minutes and you're still only halfway to the front. What are you thinking?
- I wish all of these people would just hurry up!
- This is a bit annoying
- Hey, I'm on vacation... could be worse
After a long day at work, you feel...
- Like I accomplished a lot
- Tired and ready to relax
- Hopeless and upset