Is your ego a cuddly little kitten that just needs a stroke every once in a while, or an angry grizzly bear ready to rip people’s heads off? Answer these questions to find out if you are an egomaniac! How would you rank your attractiveness on a scale from 1 to 5 (5 being most attractive)? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. You just lost in a game. How do you react? Rematch!. "This game is stupid anyways". Congratulate my opponent. Yell and/or throw something. If you want something done right... I do it myself. Hire someone really good. Work as a team. There are two attractive people you might be interested in at a table near yours. In between their talking and laughing, they keep glancing in your direction. What's the deal? They're making fun of me. They want me. Do I have something on my face?. How should I know?. Are you living the life you deserve? Yes, and it sucks. No, I deserve better. No, I deserve worse. Yes, I suppose so... and it's great. How many mirrors do you have in your house? Not enough!. Let me see... I have no clue. One in each bathroom and in the bedroon. Mirrors are my preferred wall decor. Fill in the blank: You are smarter than ____________ people. Few. Some. Most. All. You're in a heated argument when suddenly you realize you were wrong all along. What do you do? Admit it. Change the subject. Get upset. What!? I'm never wrong!. If someone is better than you at something, you feel... Jealous. Motivated. Angry. Defeated. Impressed. Do you enjoy learning new things? No... it's boring. Yes, it's interesting. Eh... depends on what it is. I prefer to teach others what I know.