How Dirty Is Your Mind?
Do you ever fantasize about strangers?
- Never. They might be murderers for all I know!
- All the time! I have a very vivid imagination!
- Especially at yoga, I just can't help it...
- Yes I do, and then I get them in bed...
Every time you see the number 69. You think:
- That's for tonight baby!
- It's just a number.
- I'm feeling very horny all of the sudden...
What do you think about foreplay?
- Essential to show what a romantic person you are!
- Frustrating. Let's get to the point!
- Always takes too much time.
- The best part of love making!
If someone flashes their intimate parts in public. How do you react?
- You're fascinated but act like you are outraged!
- You are loving this!
- You join that person!
- You escape from that scene of decadence as fast as you can.
You are watching a show on reproduction of chimpanzees. First reaction?
- Curious, that's how they do it...ahhhh.
- It reminds you of something very similar.
- Go Godzilla! Show your love-making prowess!
- You stop and call a friend. They have to see this.
Your best friend tells you a saucy joke that involves a banana. You:
- What the heck! Buy yourself a brain!
- Haha good one! I never get tired of it...
- That's getting old but still...you laugh.
- You sigh and wonder if class ever existed...
What's your favorite "sexy" song?
- "Need You Tonight" - INXS
- "Sex Machine" - James Brown
- "Fever"- Peggy Lee
- "Light My Fire" - The Doors
A very explicit pop-up ad appears on your screen. What do you do?
- You quickly close it! You don't want to get infected!
- Let's have a sneak peek...it might give you some ideas!
- You're going for it, it's FREE after all...
- You close it, you prefer the real deal!
You see a beautiful creature rolling a lollypop in and out of his/her mouth. How do you feel?
- Dreamy, you wish you could have that lollypop!
- You don't waste a minute, you go for it!
- Dreamy, you wish you could...**censored**
- Nothing. What should I feel....?!
Let's cut to the chase. How often do you think about sex?
- All the time!
- Not enough!
- Whenever stimulated.
- Hardly ever.