How Hillbilly Are You?

We’ve all got a little hillbilly in us, but how much hillbilly depends on whether y’know yer hoot from yer holler and yer pig from yer poke! Now, iff’n y’got a mind to, take our quiz to find out how hillbilly you are! Whatcha call homemade corn whiskey? White Lightning. Shine. Mountain Dew. Medicine. Too damn strong. Y’ever been in a genuine feud? Nossir. Yessir. Well… not the shootin’ kind. Where’s the first place y’ever swum? In a swimming pool. In the ocean. In a swimmin’ hole/river/crick. In a washtub. What’ll y’do if’n a stranger comes a’knockin’ on yer screen door? I’d answer it. I reckon I’d set my dogs on him. I’d set out runnin’. I reckon I’d put a load of buckshot in his behind!. Y’ever take a lungful a coal dust? Nope. Yep. And I blew it out this mornin’.. Whatcha do when y’hear a banjo? Run screaming. Do a little cloggin’. Grab my spoons and join in. Look for Ned Beatty. What's the other, other white meat? Pork. Raccoon. Squirrel. Possum. If’n you gotta go a long way over yonder, how d’ya get there? Um… what did you just ask?. I reckon I’d start t’walkin’. I’d fire up my truck. Why would I hafta go way over yonder? I got all I need right here!. What’s the Tailypo? A talkin’ cat that’ll eat yer face off. A talkin’ dog that’ll eat yer face off. Absolutely real and scarier than hell. I have no idea. A cocktail?. Y’ever had yer tail beat with a switch? Nope. Yep. Yep. And I had to cut my own!.

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