We’ve all got a little hillbilly in us, but how much hillbilly depends on whether y’know yer hoot from yer holler and yer pig from yer poke! Now, iff’n y’got a mind to, take our quiz to find out how hillbilly you are!
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Question 1/8
Whatcha call homemade corn whiskey?
White Lightning
Shine
Mountain Dew
Medicine
Too damn strong
Question 2/8
Where’s the first place y’ever swum?
In a swimming pool
In the ocean
In a swimmin’ hole/river/crick
In a washtub
Question 3/8
What’ll y’do if’n a stranger comes a’knockin’ on yer screen door?
I’d answer it
I reckon I’d set my dogs on him
I’d set out runnin’
I reckon I’d put a load of buckshot in his behind!
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