How Hillbilly Are You?

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Question 1/8

Whatcha call homemade corn whiskey?

  • White Lightning
  • Shine
  • Mountain Dew
  • Medicine
  • Too damn strong
Question 2/8

Where’s the first place y’ever swum?

  • In a swimming pool
  • In the ocean
  • In a swimmin’ hole/river/crick
  • In a washtub
Question 3/8

What’ll y’do if’n a stranger comes a’knockin’ on yer screen door?

  • I’d answer it
  • I reckon I’d set my dogs on him
  • I’d set out runnin’
  • I reckon I’d put a load of buckshot in his behind!
Question 4/8

Y’ever take a lungful a coal dust?

  • Nope
  • Yep. And I blew it out this mornin’.
Question 5/8

Whatcha do when y’hear a banjo?

  • Run screaming
  • Do a little cloggin’
  • Grab my spoons and join in
  • Look for Ned Beatty
Question 6/8

What's the other, other white meat?

  • Pork
  • Raccoon
  • Squirrel
  • Possum
Question 7/8

What’s the Tailypo?

  • A talkin’ cat that’ll eat yer face off
  • A talkin’ dog that’ll eat yer face off
  • Absolutely real and scarier than hell
  • I have no idea. A cocktail?
Question 8/8

Y’ever had yer tail beat with a switch?

  • Nope
  • Yep
  • Yep. And I had to cut my own!

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