How Redneck Are You?
Do you live out in the country?
- Born and raised!
- I may live in the city, but my heart belongs out in the wilderness
- Yes, but I want to move closer to the city
- No, I live in a city. Thank God!
Is there a gun rack in your home?
How big was the biggest fish you ever caught?
- I haven't ever caught a fish
- I don't remember, probably not very big
- Bigger than the biggest fish you ever caught!
Do you own camo clothes?
- Of course I do!
You ever go out muddin’?
- All the time!
- Once in a while
- No, not really my thing
- I have no idea what you are talking about
When I say "Pork Cracklins" or "Pork Rinds" does your mouth begin to water?
- Oh man! I love those!
- Not really my thing... but I like fried okra just fine!
- I don't like fried foods
- I have no idea what you're even talking about
What role does WD-40 play in your life?
- Couldn't survive without it
- It comes in handy from time to time
- It sits in my garage, unused
- I have no idea what WD-40 is...
When I tell you that I love dip, what image pops in your mind first?
- French Onion
Who is NOT a legendary professional wrestler?
- The Rock
- The Ultimate Warrior
- Ric Flair
- Twisted Hammer
Is NASCAR a real sport?
- Of course! The Earnhardt family is American royalty!
- Yeah, it is. I watch it sometimes
- It's a sport, but I don't watch it
- No, it's not a real sport
- I don't know and I don't care
Do you really care what other people think of your lifestyle?
- Yes, I care very much
- Only a little
- Not one bit!
Pick a pet!
- A mangy cat
- A trusty hound dog
- A toy poodle
- A possum named Dale Jr.
Do you own more than one t-shirt with the sleeves cut off?
When you turn on the TV in the morning, it’s already tuned to…
- Country Music Television
- Fox News
- The Gospel Channel
Do you own anything with the Confederate flag on it?
- Hell yes, son!
- Um… no
When you’re out for dinner, you’re at…
- The Waffle House
- Cracker Barrel
- A fancy restaurant
- The gas station
Your trucker hat has what on it?
- A John Deere logo
- A NASCAR logo
- A Budweiser logo
- A Tractor Supply logo
- Trucker hats are sooo last decade
What’s your favorite place to shop?
- The gun/bait & tackle shop (which can also be Walmart)
- Neiman Marcus
Does your favorite bar have a fish or an animal head hanging on the wall?
- It has both!
Does your house have a fish or an animal head hanging on the wall?
- It has both
When you and your friends get together it’s at…
- The bar
- The barber/beauty shop
- The local greasy spoon diner
- Yet another charity ball
Ever had or dated someone with a mullet?
Have you ever worn a tube top or dated someone who has?
- Can’t get enough!
Your drink of choice?
- A shot of Turkey and a Bud
- Whiskey and Mountain Dew
- Homemade shine
- Mimosas at brunch!
When you really need to relax you…
- Go fishing
- Put a real hurt on a bottle of something
- Get my truck muddy
- Take a spa day!
Do you own overalls?
- Heck yeah I do!
- Um… I’m not a farmer.
Which of these places would you most like to visit?
- Daytona Motor Speedway
You met your significant other…
- In rehab
- Through an online dating service
- At work
- At a family reunion
Have you done seen a UFO?
- I have not
- I have indeed
- Not only that… they took me up and probed me!
What’s for dinner?
- Beans and cornbread
- Something fried
- Probably a salad
- Hot Pockets
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