You never know what you’re gonna get digging through a box of assorted chocolates. Caramel? Coconut? Life is like a box of chocolates! Which chocolate are you most like? Who's your Valentine? No one. My significant other. Someone new. I don't know yet.... Have you ever been on a blind date? Yes, I hated it!. Yeah, it was okay. No. Pick a romantic comedy: "Pretty Woman". "Silver Linings Playbook". "Jerry Maguire". "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". "Wedding Crashers". How much do you love chocolate? I could eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's nice as a little treat. It's okay every once in a while. Not really my thing. Do you like surprises? If it's a good surprise. Please no. Yes!. You received a gift from a "secret admirer." Do you know who it is? No clue. I have an idea.... It's my crush or significant other. What's your favorite thing about Valentine's Day? Candy. Gifts. Romance. Bow chicka bow wow. Nothing. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, yes, yes!. What a load of bull.... I'm not sure. How do you say "I love you?" With my mouth, duh. With a gesture. With a gift. With a nice, big smooch. I don't. You have company on the way and the house is a mess. What do you do? Freak out while I vacuum and wash dishes at the same time. Say "oh well" and kick back on the couch. Tidy up just a bit.