If you find yourself saying, “But how can I sue a person or a company? And who should I sue?” Saul Goodman has the answers! Take our quiz and find out if you should “Call Saul!” Do you have an aversion to strip malls? Yes. No. What do you expect from your lawyer? To be adequate and not overcharge me. To do their very best for me. To do whatever it takes within the law to win my case. To do whatever it takes to win, period!. I don't believe in using lawyers. What is the best way to find a lawyer? Through extensive research. On the interwebs. A recommendation from friends or family. Late night television commercials. Whoever my bail bondsman recommends. You notice an puddle on the floor in a supermarket. What do you do? Alert the manager. Clean it up myself; I wouldn't want anyone getting hurt. Step around it and go on my way. Make sure people are watching and then slip on it and fall. How do you feel about lying? It's intolerable!. A little white lie is as far as I'll go. It depends on the circumstances. A lie isn't really a lie if you believe it. What's your opinion of law enforcement officers? They are heroes and public servants. They make me nervous, but I'll take their help when it's necessary. They can go over the line sometimes, but it's a tough job. They are a necessary evil. No disrespect, but they're crooked and can't be trusted. What's your opinion of lawyers? They're heroes... when they're on my side. They are upstanding public servants. They can go over the line sometimes, but it's a tough job. They are a necessary evil. No disrespect, but they're crooked and can't be trusted. Let's say you're in a car accident. Your first inclination is to... Fake an injury and cash in. Make sure my passengers and the other driver are alright. Make sure I'm alright. Make sure my car is alright. Wonder how many people I can sue. Have you ever been arrested? No, I'm a law-abiding citizen. Yes, but it wasn't for anything major. Yes, but it was totally not my fault!. I'm taking this quiz from my jail cell. Do you happen to make meth in the back of an RV? No. No, but I am willing to learn if the money is good. Yes, but don't come knocking. I'm the one who knocks!.