Which Miranda Lambert Song Are You?

Sassy, sexy, and smart, Miranda Lambert is a country music goddess trifecta. Every one of her songs is pure country gold. So big fan, why not find out which Miranda Lambert song you are?

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Question 1/26

So, what’ll you have to drink to get over your breakup?

  • Just bring me the bottle
  • Sweet tea
  • Whiskey shots
  • Whatever's laying around
Question 2/26

Are you ready for some football?

  • Yes
  • Not really?
Question 3/26

It’s Valentine’s Day! What unusual gift could someone give to you to capture your heart?

  • Couples skydiving lessons
  • A seat at the World Series of Poker
  • A subscription to the Whiskey of the Month Club
  • A koala bear! A real one, too. Not some stuffed animal!
Question 4/26

You and some friends take a trip down to the shore. What has you most excited?

  • Photo opportunities
  • The sunshine
  • Being with my BFFs
Question 5/26

You and your love just broke up. How do you cope?

  • Meh, there are other fish in the sea
  • Cry for days
  • Find someone new ASAP
  • Plot my revenge
Question 6/26

Now you’ve got the hangover to end all hangovers (and it was damn well worth it)! What’s your tried-and- true cure?

  • Water. Aspirin. Sleep.
  • A hard workout
  • Coffee. And then… more coffee.
  • More booze!
  • Waffle House, bitches!
Question 7/26

What’s the one thing you can rely on to pick you up when you’re feelin’ down?

  • My mom
  • My BFF
  • My pet
  • A bottle of bourbon
  • Sex!
Question 8/26

You’ve been invited to a potluck, what do you bring?

  • Drinks
  • My famous queso dip
  • Nothing, I forgot
  • Whatever I'm asked to bring
Question 9/26

Which one of these country music lyrics best describe your life?

  • “The taste of love is sweet, when hearts like ours meet.”
  • “If it fires you up you gotta let it shine.”
  • “But what they don’t understand is it’s the miles that make a man.”
  • “We’re laughing all the way to the river bank.”
Question 10/26

What’s your favorite line dance?

  • The Electric Slide
  • The Cotton-Eyed Joe
  • The Boot-Scootin’ Boogie
  • The Hoedown Throwdown
Question 11/26

How do you deal with someone who won't stop hitting on you?

  • A clear, declarative no
  • Let them down easily
  • Just say no thanks
Question 12/26

You've got the weekend to yourself, what do you do?

  • Mudding and catfishing
  • "Duck Dynasty" marathon
  • Quick trip to the casino
  • Spend time with family and friends
Question 13/26

You’ve just sold your old car, how do you feel?

  • Just one last ride
  • That's my baby, I'd never sell!
  • Out with the old, in with the new
  • Best way to get rid of the evidence...
Question 14/26

What is your favorite way to relax after a long day at work?

  • Hang out with my SO
  • Watch TV
  • Bath and wine
  • Grab a drink at the bar
  • Hit up the gym
Question 15/26

What turns you on?

  • A big… brain
  • Somebody who makes me laugh
  • The bod
  • Kindness
  • Someone who’s got a little devil in them
Question 16/26

And how often do you get your freak on?

  • Um… never?
  • Sometimes, it depends
  • Not as often as I’d like
  • When is my freak NOT on?
Question 17/26

Men are…

  • Cheaters and liars
  • Pretty much children
  • Strong and steadfast
  • Doing the best they can with limited resources
  • Fun!
Question 18/26

Women are…

  • Cheaters and liars
  • Crazy as hell!
  • Underestimated
  • The true heroes of almost every story
  • Fun!
Question 19/26

Besides maybe driving, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

  • Sleep with my ex
  • Sleep with my ex’s best friend
  • Got fed up… and started punchin’
  • I can hold my liquor, fool!
  • I don’t drink
Question 20/26

You’re going out for a night with the ladies! What are you wearing?

  • Jeans and a flannel. Keep it comfy.
  • A dress and cowboy boots
  • Something low-cut and high rise
  • I dunno, but leather will be involved
  • Something understated, but nice. I ain’t tryin’ to get hit on!
Question 21/26

What helps you decompress after a long day?

  • Booze!
  • Booze in a bubble bath
  • Exercise
  • My Hitachi
  • What’s “decompress?” That’s a thing?
Question 22/26

Your fans…

  • Are freakin’ brilliant!
  • Keep me going
  • Are crazier than me
Question 23/26

Besides Nashville, which of these Southern towns could you call home?

  • Savannah, Georgia
  • New Orleans, Louisiana
  • Charleston, South Carolina
  • Austin, Texas
  • Asheville, North Carolina
Question 24/26

What junk food could you absolutely, positively not live without?

  • Don’t you mess with my chocolate supply!
  • Unless you’re lookin’ to lose a hand, don’t touch my Cheetos!
  • Almost anything deep-fried
  • I do love me a greasy bag of burgers
  • All of them
Question 25/26

What would you like to see sitting in your driveway?

  • A beat-up ol’ truck with a dog in it
  • A beat-up ol’ Winnebago with a dog in it
  • Something fast, sleek and sexy with a dog in it
  • Any of those, but keep the dog. I’m more of a cat person.
Question 26/26

Finally, just how damn Country are you exactly?

  • Kinda damn Country
  • Pretty damn Country
  • Country AF!

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