Which Miranda Lambert Song Are You?

Question 1/26

So, what’ll you have to drink to get over your breakup?

Just bring me the bottle
Sweet tea
Whiskey shots
Whatever's laying around

Question 2/26

Are you ready for some football?

Yes
Not really?

Question 3/26

It’s Valentine’s Day! What unusual gift could someone give to you to capture your heart?

Couples skydiving lessons
A seat at the World Series of Poker
A subscription to the Whiskey of the Month Club
A koala bear! A real one, too. Not some stuffed animal!

Question 4/26

You and some friends take a trip down to the shore. What has you most excited?

Photo opportunities
The sunshine
Being with my BFFs

Question 5/26

You and your love just broke up. How do you cope?

Meh, there are other fish in the sea
Cry for days
Find someone new ASAP
Plot my revenge

Question 6/26

Now you’ve got the hangover to end all hangovers (and it was damn well worth it)! What’s your tried-and- true cure?

Water. Aspirin. Sleep.
A hard workout
Coffee. And then… more coffee.
More booze!
Waffle House, bitches!

Question 7/26

What’s the one thing you can rely on to pick you up when you’re feelin’ down?

My mom
My BFF
My pet
A bottle of bourbon
Sex!

Question 8/26

You’ve been invited to a potluck, what do you bring?

Drinks
My famous queso dip
Nothing, I forgot
Whatever I'm asked to bring

Question 9/26

Which one of these country music lyrics best describe your life?

“The taste of love is sweet, when hearts like ours meet.”
“If it fires you up you gotta let it shine.”
“But what they don’t understand is it’s the miles that make a man.”
“We’re laughing all the way to the river bank.”

Question 10/26

What’s your favorite line dance?

The Electric Slide
The Cotton-Eyed Joe
The Boot-Scootin’ Boogie
The Hoedown Throwdown

Question 11/26

How do you deal with someone who won't stop hitting on you?

A clear, declarative no
Let them down easily
Just say no thanks

Question 12/26

You've got the weekend to yourself, what do you do?

Mudding and catfishing
"Duck Dynasty" marathon
Quick trip to the casino
Spend time with family and friends

Question 13/26

You’ve just sold your old car, how do you feel?

Just one last ride
That's my baby, I'd never sell!
Out with the old, in with the new
Best way to get rid of the evidence...

Question 14/26

What is your favorite way to relax after a long day at work?

Hang out with my SO
Watch TV
Bath and wine
Grab a drink at the bar
Hit up the gym

Question 15/26

What turns you on?

A big… brain
Somebody who makes me laugh
The bod
Kindness
Someone who’s got a little devil in them

Question 16/26

And how often do you get your freak on?

Um… never?
Sometimes, it depends
Not as often as I’d like
When is my freak NOT on?

Question 17/26

Men are…

Cheaters and liars
Pretty much children
Strong and steadfast
Doing the best they can with limited resources
Fun!

Question 18/26

Women are…

Cheaters and liars
Crazy as hell!
Underestimated
The true heroes of almost every story
Fun!

Question 19/26

Besides maybe driving, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done while drunk?

Sleep with my ex
Sleep with my ex’s best friend
Got fed up… and started punchin’
I can hold my liquor, fool!
I don’t drink

Question 20/26

You’re going out for a night with the ladies! What are you wearing?

Jeans and a flannel. Keep it comfy.
A dress and cowboy boots
Something low-cut and high rise
I dunno, but leather will be involved
Something understated, but nice. I ain’t tryin’ to get hit on!

Question 21/26

What helps you decompress after a long day?

Booze!
Booze in a bubble bath
Exercise
My Hitachi
What’s “decompress?” That’s a thing?

Question 22/26

Your fans…

Are freakin’ brilliant!
Keep me going
Are crazier than me

Question 23/26

Besides Nashville, which of these Southern towns could you call home?

Savannah, Georgia
New Orleans, Louisiana
Charleston, South Carolina
Austin, Texas
Asheville, North Carolina

Question 24/26

What junk food could you absolutely, positively not live without?

Don’t you mess with my chocolate supply!
Unless you’re lookin’ to lose a hand, don’t touch my Cheetos!
Almost anything deep-fried
I do love me a greasy bag of burgers
All of them

Question 25/26

What would you like to see sitting in your driveway?

A beat-up ol’ truck with a dog in it
A beat-up ol’ Winnebago with a dog in it
Something fast, sleek and sexy with a dog in it
Any of those, but keep the dog. I’m more of a cat person.

Question 26/26

Finally, just how damn Country are you exactly?

Kinda damn Country
Pretty damn Country
Country AF!