When you’re riding in your big, black, jacked up truck, you want something to keep your ears perked up! Let’s see which Luke Bryan song is pumping through those speakers! Your Ma and Pa have been fighting over your future. Ma thinks you should become a doctor, but Pa wants you to take over the family farm. What do you do want to do? Take over the farm. Do something else. Become a doctor. Your friends call you up and tell you there’s an awesome party downtown. Your significant other wants to stay in and watch a movie... I bail on my friends. Ditch my SO. Bring my SO to the party. I'll just play sick and avoid everything. You see a hottie at the bar, what do you do? Look around and see if they're with someone. Buy them a drink. Say, “How do you do?”. Just sit down next to them and talk. Times are hard, money is tight, and you need to provide for the family. How do you manage? Ask family for a loan. Sell family heirlooms. Go to the bar less. Work an extra job. You decide to take an extra job for the summer. What kind of job do you get? I decide to work on a local farm. Wherever my friends work. The big factory on the edge of town. Something with big tools. Work? It’s summer!. What does the word “shine” mean to you? Corn whiskey. A diamond ring. How my F150’s rims look. The glint of my fishing lure. You find out you and your SO are expecting. How do you react? Start making wedding plans. Tell everyone I know. Pray the due date doesn’t interfere with playoffs. Break it off with my side piece. You're in the mood to go see a team play, what sport do you pick? Football. Basketball. Baseball. WWE. You’ve got a raise at work and the money is rolling in. Which vacation destination do you celebrate at? Disney World. Camping and hiking in the woods. Europe. Las Vegas. What is sound advice for a kid who just graduated high school? I tell them to stay in school. I teach them the recipe to my hangover cure. I say that hard work and skills are important. Tell them to wait till they find the one.