How spiritual are you?
- Not at all
Which of these animals would you like to pal around with?
- A walrus
- An octopus
- A monkey
- A blackbird
What’s your favorite playground ride?
- The merry-go-round
- The swings
- The slide
- The see-saw
They say you are what you eat, so what are you?
- Pizza… with bacon
- Cheese… with bacon
- Veggies… with bacon
- Bacon... with bacon
Do you have something to hide?
- Of course! Everybody's got something to hide!
- Not me...
How would you describe your dating life?
- Super complicated
- Kinda on hold
- I’m way too married to date
Pick your psychedelic experience!
- Eating gummy badgers in a Teletubbies landscape
- Frolicking with dancing pandas under a Skittles waterfall
- A spiritual journey with a coyote guide that sounds like Johnny Cash
- Flying. Freaking. Monkeys.
Tell us why it's been a hard day’s night?
- I’ve been working like a dog
- I’ve been humping like a rabbit
- I’ve been partying like a Charlie Sheen
- None of your damn business