The best villains to watch on TV are the…
- Creepiest ones.
- Craziest ones.
- Ugliest ones.
- Most depraved ones.
Speaking of watching villains, do you ever root for the bad guys?
- All the time!
- Sometimes, to make things more interesting.
- Only if I really like the actor.
- Of course not, I feel sick when the bad guys win.
Your friend has invited you to his/her birthday party, but you really don’t feel like going. What do you do?
- Go and pretend to have fun until you actually are having fun.
- Go, but leave early.
- Make up an excuse so you don't have to go.
- Don't go, but make sure to give your friend a nice gift.
Which is the best tool for controlling others?
Do you like animals?
- No, I LOVE animals.
- Yeah, I like pets.
- I respect them, but I'm no PETA enthusiast.
- They mostly annoy me.
If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
- Lots of drinking and hell-raising.
- Buy whatever I want.
- Start a foundation to help people.
- Concubines. Yes.
How are your public speaking skills?
- I can charm any audience.
- I can persuade others to see things my way when need be.
- I don’t like to speak in public.
- I tend to make a fool of myself.
Tell me, which of these sports do you prefer?
- Ice Hockey
What’s your favorite color combo? (This is IMPORTANT!)
- Grey and blue
- Red and black
- Yellow and black
- Red and gold
Which animal/beast is the most bad-ass?
Do you sometimes think you might be going crazy? I mean, really crazy?
- All the time, actually.
- Yeah I can get a bit loony at times.
- It would take an incredible amount of pressure to cause me to crack, but it’s possible.
- Nope, I’m always under control.
There sure is a lot of bragging going on these days. Are you a boastful person?
- Not only am I a boastful person, I’m the best boastful person you’ll ever meet.
- I’ve been known, on occasion, to let other people know how badass I am.
- Only when making threats.
- I have no need to boast.