Are you too interested in another person? Does it border on obsession? We know it would blow your cover, but self-knowledge is important! Are You a Stalker? Have you invaded the privacy of someone else's cellphone? I was just erasing evidence. I synched my laptop with their phone so I know when they add new numbers. I respect my significant other's privacy. Do you read your ex's tweets? I want them to know I still care. I just miss them. RSS feeds are really cool, I can follow someone without their knowing I'm following them. No, I'm scared of what I'll read. Do you have more than 2 pictures of your favorite celebrity? I cut them out of magazines and put them on my bedroom walls . Does my screensaver count?. I'd rather have pictures of people I know. Yes, I took a selfie of us when I met them in Hollywood. Do you know your favorite celebrity's birthday? I don't even know my parents' birthdays. Yes, and I send them a gift every year. I get an alert on Facebook. No, I just admire their work. Do you have a favorite barista? Baristas are hot. I insist they make my espresso. I don't really care, I just try to avoid trainees. Yes, and I've entered their shifts in a spreadsheet . Do you think celebrities have a right to privacy? People are most interesting to watch when they think they're alone. Totally, they're people too. Speaking of private, I wish the police would give me back my computer, there's a lot of private stuff on there. No - that's why they get paid the big bucks. Do you know anyone from your old job? I'll be introducing myself to the person they replaced me with. I made copies of their personnel records. I keep in touch with the people I like. I never liked anyone there in the first place. Are you easily obsessed? I was kind of into Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid. Only my favorite celebrity. I have a favorite beer. First it was different rose varieties, and now it's antique miniature cars. Have you Googled your crush? Yes, Google Maps. Yea, so I know their interests and can pretend to have them too . I like Google Earth, I can look at their car and practically in their windows. I prefer to get to know them the old fashioned way. Have you ever gone through another person's trash? Ew, yuck!. No, shredders cramp my style. I was just helping them recycle .