M*A*S*H gave us 11 seasons of laughter and tears, showing us the many faces of war, but how many scenes from this TV classic do YOU remember? Take our quiz to find out! Why is Hawkeye blind in this scene? He got hit in the eye by a baseball. A furnace blew up in his face. He looked at the sun for too long. He got shot. Who is this man? Sherman T. Potter. Radar's dad. Henry Blake. A businessman trying to sell items to the soldiers. Why is Radar playing music in this scene? Because he is showing off his record collection. Because he is obsessed with becoming a DJ after the war ends. Because he is trying to impress a nurse. Because he is trying to keep the situation light after a flood of wounded soldiers enter camp. Why does everyone in this scene have a bandage on their nose? Because they are trying to protect a solider from getting in trouble for getting a nose job. Because their noses are cold. Because the food in the mess tent was spoiled and smelled bad. What question is asked of Hawkeye in this scene from the episode "The Interview"? "Why are the guards patrolling the fence?". "What are your thoughts on Klinger's wardrobe?". "How do you keep your moral up?". "How often do you shower?". What do the doctors remove from their patient in the episode "Dear Dad... Three"? A grenade. A knife. A rock. Why is Hawkeye crying in this scene from the episode "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"? He's remembering when his friends were ambushed and killed during the war. He's remembering when a woman killed her own child. He is upset after hearing about his sister dying. He is chopping onions. Which infamous quote is uttered in this scene from the episode "The General's Practitioner"? "Insanity is just a state of mind.". "War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.". "Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?". This guitar playing crooner made three appearances on M*A*S*H: Major Charles Winchester III. Lieutenant Calvin Spalding. Major Frank Burns. Corporal Stoddard. Why do Hawkeye, Trapper, and Frank draw straws in "The Army-Navy Game?" To see who gets to drink a whole bottle of gin. To see who gets to defuse a bomb. To see who gets to take Hotlips on a date.