How Well Do You Know M*A*S*H?
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Question 1/30
Which of the following cast members had previously been in the movie M*A*S*H before playing the same role in the TV series?
- Loretta Swit as Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
- McLean Stevenson as Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake
- Larry Linville as Major Frank Burns
- Gary Burghoff as Corporal "Radar" O’Reilly
Question 2/30
What does the letter 'M' in M*A*S*H stand for?
- Medical
- Mobile
- Marine
- Motion
Question 3/30
By what means did Klinger attempt to get discharged from the army?
- Punching out his commanding officer
- Pretending to have a terminal disease
- Pretending to be dead
- Wearing dresses
Question 4/30
Which character exited the show by saying to Radar O’Reilly, "You behave yourself or I'm going to come back here and kick your butt!"
- Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake
- Captain "Trapper" John McIntyre
- Major Frank Burns
- Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
Question 5/30
Who were the Toledo Mud Hens?
- A singing troupe that occasionally passed through to entertain the unit
- Hawkeye's favorite restaurant
- A football team Henry played for
- A baseball team from Klinger's hometown
Question 6/30
Which character was occasionally nicknamed "ferret face?"
- Frank Burns
- Klinger
- Henry Blake
- Hawkeye Pierce
- Colonel Potter
Question 7/30
Why was O'Reilly given the nickname "Radar?"
- Because he grew up on an air force base
- Because "radar" was the first word he spoke as a child
- Because he loves radar equipment
- Because of his apparent clairvoyant abilities and super-human hearing
Question 8/30
Which recurring character once said, "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."
- Private Igor Straminsky
- Nurse Kellye
- Colonel Sam Flagg
- Major Sidney Freedman
Question 9/30
Which character carried out a long and torrid affair with Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan?
- Captain "Trapper" John McIntyre
- Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
- Colonel Sherman T. Potter
- Major Frank Burns
Question 10/30
What was the nickname of the tent shared by Hawkeye and Trapper John (and later BJ)?
- The Bunker
- The Swamp
- The Foxhole
- The 38th Parallel
Question 11/30
Who was the Colonel that "Hot Lips" married after she and Frank split?
- Donald Penobscott
- David Penobscott
- Mark Penobscott
- Matthew Penobscott
Question 12/30
In the episode “To Market, to Market,” what item of Colonel Blake’s – traded to a black marketeer for hydrocortisone – is famously seen flying away beneath a helicopter?
- His jeep
- His desk
- His golf clubs
- His hat
Question 13/30
What was the name of the psychologist who frequently visited the camp, sometimes for business, but mostly for poker games?
- Sidney Freedman
- Sidney Greenstreet
- John Lumet
- Johnson Pollack
Question 14/30
What was the name of the Korean-owned watering hole frequented by the staff of the 4077th?
- Ruby’s
- Rocky’s
- Roxy’s
- Rosie’s
Question 15/30
What city was Major Charles Winchester III from?
- New Haven
- New York City
- Boston
- London
Question 16/30
And what was Major Winchester’s middle name? You should know, he said it enough!
- Emerson
- Wentworth
- Radcliffe
- Alistair
Question 17/30
In the episode “Dear Mildred,” what does Radar give to the new commanding officer, Colonel Potter, as an anniversary present?
- A photo album
- A bottle of his favorite whisky
- Ice cream
- A horse
Question 18/30
And what was the name of Col. Potter’s horse?
- Margaret
- War Admiral
- Sophie
- Pershing
Question 19/30
What was the unflattering nickname of the Australian anesthesiologist who only lasted for ten episodes in season one?
- Stork
- The Reaper
- Ugly John
- Flounder
Question 20/30
What was the drink of choice – because it was the only choice – in the Swamp?
- A Manhattan
- A Martini
- A Gimlet
- A Sidecar
Question 21/30
What was Radar’s most prized – and protected – possession?
- His radio
- His baseball cards
- His teddy bear
- His snow globe
Question 22/30
In the episode “Abyssinia, Henry,” where did Col. Blake’s shot-up plane crash?
- Pearl Harbor
- The China Sea
- Alaska
- The Sea of Japan
Question 23/30
As a trick to get supplies for a local orphanage, Hawkeye and Trapper invented a supply officer whom everybody begins to believe actually exists. What was the name of this imaginary captain?
- Murdock
- Tuttle
- “Sparky” Pryor
- Bristle
Question 24/30
What was the nickname given to the 4077th brand of battlefield medicine?
- Patch and Go
- Meatball Surgery
- Cut and Run
- Wetwork
Question 25/30
Since he was discharged while Hawkeye was on leave, what was the only “goodbye” Trapper John left behind for his tentmate?
- A note
- A kiss on the cheek, delivered by Radar
- A bottle of booze
- His Hawaiian shirts
Question 26/30
In the episode “Alcoholics Unanimous,” what did Klinger do to calm Father Mulcahy’s nerves before he delivered a mandatory sermon on temperance?
- He prayed with him
- He loaned him his lucky pantyhose
- He got him drunk
- He told him a joke
Question 27/30
What was Hawkeye’s medical specialty?
- Internal Medicine
- Neurosurgery
- Gynecology
- Thoracic Surgery
Question 28/30
After Radar was sent home, who replaced him as company clerk?
- Sgt. Rizzo
- Cpl. Klinger
- Pvt. Igor Straminsky
- Nurse Able
Question 29/30
What was the often-comically-mispronounced name of Major Winchester’s sister?
- Honoria
- Syphilia
- Guzinda
- Chlamydiatine
Question 30/30
What word is spelled out by BJ on the chopper pad as a “note” to Hawkeye at the end of the series’ finale?
- Farewell
- Goodbye
- Amen
- So Long
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