How B*tchy Are You?
Most of us bitch about stuff from time to time, and sometimes we may even be forced to straight up bitch someone out. But have you ever wondered just how big of a bitch you are? Take this quiz to find out!
How B*tchy Are You?
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Question 1/9
Have you ever bitched out a little kid for being a brat?
- Yes
- No
Question 2/9
Have you ever bitched out a telemarketer for disturbing your peace?
- Yes
- No
Question 3/9
Have you ever bitched out a pet for being naughty?
- Yes
- No
Question 4/9
How often do you bitch about traffic in your town?
- All the time
- At least once a week
- Sometimes
- Never
Question 5/9
How often do you bitch about stupid people in your life?
- All the time
- At least once a week
- Sometimes
- Never
Question 6/9
You go to a crowded local restaurant and a server seats you. After perusing the menu for awhile, you and your party are ready to order, but your waitress is nowhere in sight. Ten minutes pass before...
- You decide to wait another ten minutes
- You begin bitching about the service to your friends
- You start looking for the manager...
Question 7/9
You take your young child to a playground (if you don’t have children, imagine babysitting for a friend). Another child pushes your child while his mother stands by and says nothing. You…
- Ignore it and explain to your child that sometimes life isn't fair
- Gently reprimand the little boy who pushed your child
- Yell at the boy: if his Mom won't do it, then you will!
- Scold the mother for being a terrible parent
Question 8/9
Your flight has been delayed and you find yourself in an airport bar, furiously texting your heart out, when a boring-looking stranger interrupts and asks to join you. You…
- Get sucked into yet another boring conversation
- Find an excuse to leave the bar
- Gently reject the stranger, letting him/her know that you're not in the mood to talk
- Tell the stranger straight up that they are already boring you
Question 9/9
You're next in line at the convenience store when an old lady walks straight to the cash register, essentially cutting you off. You...
- Let the old lady go first because she's old!
- Try to make eye contact with the clerk and hope he sorts it out for you
- Calmly say "Excuse me, there is a line."
- Chew her up and spit her out -- no cutting!
Calculating Result...
