How B*tchy Are You?

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Question 1/9

Have you ever bitched out a little kid for being a brat?

  • Yes
  • No
Question 2/9

Have you ever bitched out a telemarketer for disturbing your peace?

  • Yes
  • No
Question 3/9

Have you ever bitched out a pet for being naughty?

  • Yes
  • No
Question 4/9

How often do you bitch about traffic in your town?

  • All the time
  • At least once a week
  • Sometimes
  • Never
Question 5/9

How often do you bitch about stupid people in your life?

  • All the time
  • At least once a week
  • Sometimes
  • Never
Question 6/9

You go to a crowded local restaurant and a server seats you. After perusing the menu for awhile, you and your party are ready to order, but your waitress is nowhere in sight. Ten minutes pass before...

  • You decide to wait another ten minutes
  • You begin bitching about the service to your friends
  • You start looking for the manager...
Question 7/9

You take your young child to a playground (if you don’t have children, imagine babysitting for a friend). Another child pushes your child while his mother stands by and says nothing. You…

  • Ignore it and explain to your child that sometimes life isn't fair
  • Gently reprimand the little boy who pushed your child
  • Yell at the boy: if his Mom won't do it, then you will!
  • Scold the mother for being a terrible parent
Question 8/9

Your flight has been delayed and you find yourself in an airport bar, furiously texting your heart out, when a boring-looking stranger interrupts and asks to join you. You…

  • Get sucked into yet another boring conversation
  • Find an excuse to leave the bar
  • Gently reject the stranger, letting him/her know that you're not in the mood to talk
  • Tell the stranger straight up that they are already boring you
Question 9/9

You're next in line at the convenience store when an old lady walks straight to the cash register, essentially cutting you off. You...

  • Let the old lady go first because she's old!
  • Try to make eye contact with the clerk and hope he sorts it out for you
  • Calmly say "Excuse me, there is a line."
  • Chew her up and spit her out -- no cutting!
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