How Ladylike Are You?
Do you sit with your legs crossed?
- Yes, "Indian style"
- Why? I always have cute undies!
- I have to, I generally don't wear underwear
- Yes, one on top of the other, I prefer not to make a display of myself
- When appropriate, but sometimes I forget
Do you curse?
- Like a sailor
- I maintain my composure
- Yes, but in French
- I have a string of unofficial curse words for every situation. (Pluck it! Mother of Pearl! Cheese and crackers!)
- Just the right amount
Do you write thank you notes?
- I click "like" on FB
- I mean to, but forget
- Yes, it's important that people feel appreciated
- I generally put my number on a note and slip it to that hottie I've been eyeing
- No, that's kind of old-fashioned
What should you bring to a potluck?
- My appetite
- A doggy bag
- Home-cooked food
Do you smoke?
- Does a pipe count?
- It's a filthy habit
- No, but my significant other does
- I vape; studies show it prevents 2nd hand smoke!
- A bit
What do you do with your spare time?
- Browse OkCupid
- Binge on Netflix
- Help those who need me
- Relax or work on fun hobbies
Which of the following is your beverage of choice?
- Soda pop
- Red Bull
Do you carry a purse?
- It's just the right size for my lipstick, wallet, and phone
- I shove whatever I need in my pockets
- I like to carry one of those cool lunch boxes - I keep my change in the thermos
- I prefer a knapsack; it fits a sleeping bag so I can crash anywhere
- Yes, and I have quite a collection
Do you gossip?
- I keep a hate book
- I repeat truthfully what I've heard and seen
- I don't want to hurt other people's reputations or feelings
- I just listen when other people gossip
Do you remember other people's birthdays and special occasions?
- I always send a card with a joke about old age on it
- I comment on their Facebook page if I get a reminder
- I send a card and buy a gift because I want them to know they're special
- Crap, is it my mom's birthday again?