How Hipster Are You?
What is your go-to coffee drink?
- Organic artisanal coffee with non GMO soy milk.
- Tea is fine, thanks.
- Peppermint mocha Frappuccino with chocolate chips.
- Almond milk latte.
What are your thoughts on music festivals?
- OMG Coachella is life, are there others?
- I once went to Burning Man and didn’t sleep for a week.
- The more the better: Bonnaroo, SXSW, Pitchfork, Sasquatch!, whatever I can get to.
- I'm happy with a dance DJ by the pool!
An ideal night out on the town would be…
- checking out a new band in an unmarked warehouse in the arts district.
- taking a hot date to a speakeasy.
- clubbing Vegas style.
- hitting up a sports bar.
What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?
- Cheap beer
Which of these musical artists do you prefer?
- Timber Timbre
- Maroon 5
- Kanye West
Pick a name for your first-born son...
Let’s talk about bikes…
- That’s a weekend thing.
- I only ride stationary bikes in spin class.
- Main mode of transportation!
- I have one but it’s only an occasional thing.
How do you feel about facial hair?
- The burlier the better.
- Baby smooth to match the chest waxing!
- A little something looks good on certain people.
- My beard would keep me warm in the arctic tundra!
If you were going to write a book it would be….
- A how-to book on collecting sneakers.
- A black and white photography coffee table book.
- A novel full of whiskey drinking wanderers.
- A memoir about your college experience.
Which skeleton are we most likely to find in your closet?
- I don’t recycle, like ever.
- I tried unsuccessfully once to distress my own jeans.
- I once posed nude for a drawing class, in exchange for a case of PBR.
- I secretly idolize the Kardashians.