How Hipster Are You?

How Hipster Are You?
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How Hipster Are You?

The evolution of the modern-day hipster is a mystery. If all hipsters became hipsters “before it was cool,” then when exactly did it become cool? Finally answer these questions and more. Take this quiz to find out how hipster you are!

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Question 1/10

What is your go-to coffee drink?

  • Organic artisanal coffee with non GMO soy milk.
  • Tea is fine, thanks.
  • Peppermint mocha Frappuccino with chocolate chips.
  • Almond milk latte.
Question 2/10

What are your thoughts on music festivals?

  • OMG Coachella is life, are there others?
  • I once went to Burning Man and didn’t sleep for a week.
  • The more the better: Bonnaroo, SXSW, Pitchfork, Sasquatch!, whatever I can get to.
  • I'm happy with a dance DJ by the pool!
Question 3/10

An ideal night out on the town would be…

  • checking out a new band in an unmarked warehouse in the arts district.
  • taking a hot date to a speakeasy.
  • clubbing Vegas style.
  • hitting up a sports bar.
Question 4/10

What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?

  • Wine
  • Margarita
  • Bourbon
  • Cheap beer
Question 5/10

Which of these musical artists do you prefer?

  • Timber Timbre
  • Maroon 5
  • Kanye West
  • Wilco
Question 6/10

Pick a name for your first-born son...

  • Hunter
  • Porter
  • Brock
  • Kevin
Question 7/10

Let’s talk about bikes…

  • That’s a weekend thing.
  • I only ride stationary bikes in spin class.
  • Main mode of transportation!
  • I have one but it’s only an occasional thing.
Question 8/10

How do you feel about facial hair?

  • The burlier the better.
  • Baby smooth to match the chest waxing!
  • A little something looks good on certain people.
  • My beard would keep me warm in the arctic tundra!
Question 9/10

If you were going to write a book it would be….

  • A how-to book on collecting sneakers.
  • A black and white photography coffee table book.
  • A novel full of whiskey drinking wanderers.
  • A memoir about your college experience.
Question 10/10

Which skeleton are we most likely to find in your closet?

  • I don’t recycle, like ever.
  • I tried unsuccessfully once to distress my own jeans.
  • I once posed nude for a drawing class, in exchange for a case of PBR.
  • I secretly idolize the Kardashians.
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