How Hipster Are You?

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Question 1/10

What is your go-to coffee drink?

Organic artisanal coffee with non GMO soy milk.
Tea is fine, thanks.
Peppermint mocha Frappuccino with chocolate chips.
Almond milk latte.

Question 2/10

What are your thoughts on music festivals?

OMG Coachella is life, are there others?
I once went to Burning Man and didn’t sleep for a week.
The more the better: Bonnaroo, SXSW, Pitchfork, Sasquatch!, whatever I can get to.
I'm happy with a dance DJ by the pool!

Question 3/10

An ideal night out on the town would be…

checking out a new band in an unmarked warehouse in the arts district.
taking a hot date to a speakeasy.
clubbing Vegas style.
hitting up a sports bar.

Question 4/10

What’s your favorite alcoholic drink?

Wine
Margarita
Bourbon
Cheap beer

Question 5/10

Which of these musical artists do you prefer?

Timber Timbre
Maroon 5
Kanye West
Wilco

Question 6/10

Pick a name for your first-born son...

Hunter
Porter
Brock
Kevin

Question 7/10

Let’s talk about bikes…

That’s a weekend thing.
I only ride stationary bikes in spin class.
Main mode of transportation!
I have one but it’s only an occasional thing.

Question 8/10

How do you feel about facial hair?

The burlier the better.
Baby smooth to match the chest waxing!
A little something looks good on certain people.
My beard would keep me warm in the arctic tundra!

Question 9/10

If you were going to write a book it would be….

A how-to book on collecting sneakers.
A black and white photography coffee table book.
A novel full of whiskey drinking wanderers.
A memoir about your college experience.

Question 10/10

Which skeleton are we most likely to find in your closet?

I don’t recycle, like ever.
I tried unsuccessfully once to distress my own jeans.
I once posed nude for a drawing class, in exchange for a case of PBR.
I secretly idolize the Kardashians.

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