Are you a hipster? Curious about what niche you belong in? Take the quiz and find out! How do you get to work? I'm unemployed. Car. Bike. Moped. Public transportation. How often do you go out during the week? Depends on what bands are playing. I only go out on the weekends. Is there critical mass?. Only if there's beer. Are you cool? Yes. No. Which of these is the name of a real band? Guantanamo Baywatch. Arctic Octopus. Laughing Joe and his Medicine Band. Steric. Which of the following is your beverage of choice? Coffee or tea. Wine. Water. Microbrew. Which of these articles of clothing would you most likely wear? Ripped tights. Cut-off jean shorts. Fanny pack. Button down shirt. Thrift store T-shirt. Where is the perfect place to go on a first date? My couch at home. A popular restaurant with good Yelp reviews. A small restaurant that only locals know about. A city park for a picnic. What's your favorite food? Fruit and granola I made myself. McD. Anything as long as it's locally grown/raised. Street tacos. What would you do if you had $100 extra to spend? Invest it in a new vinyl for my record collection. Spend it on some new clothes . Something outdoorsy. Use it to buy my favorite spices at Whole Foods. How do you feel about exercise? Spinning is such a great workout!. A gym membership gives me options. Dancing at a club - get my heart rate up and meet new peeps!. An after dinner stroll is the perfect way to burn off dessert. How many tattoos do you have? 1-3. 4-6. Entire arm sleeve. None. Are you a hipster? No. Maybe. Yes.