How Homer Simpson Are You?
Do you enjoy television and beer as much as Homer Simpson? Take the quiz to find out how much you have in common with Homer J. Simpson!
How Homer Simpson Are You?
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Question 1/10
What sounds most like you?
- "Mmm... donuts!"
- "Mmm... beer!"
- "Mmm... money!"
- "Mmm... chocolate."
Question 2/10
A friend asks you to help them move when you get off work. You get in your car and then...
- I experience highway hypnosis until I find myself at the bar
- I head straight home, completely forgetting about my pal
- I head over to help with pizza! We need food for energy!
- I call them to get out of it. I beg, I lie.. anything it takes so I can go home and watch TV!
Question 3/10
What provides you with the most amusement?
- Television
- Videos of people getting hit in the crotch
- A quiet home and a good book
- Sleeping
Question 4/10
To get out of the house, you decide to pick up bowling as a new hobby. How does it go?
- I am obsessed with it for a few weeks and then I completely forget about it
- I spend a lot of money on equipment and clothing but I never actually start bowling
- I end up in the hospital after my first night bowling
- I stick to it for a few years at least!
Question 5/10
Where is the ideal place to meet your spouse?
- I think high school sweethearts is a great story
- At work, I spend all of my time there anyhow
- I never plan on getting married
- Anywhere - I can't wait to get married and have kids!
Question 6/10
Where is a realistic place for a wedding ceremony?
- In a neighbor's backyard with some friends and family
- At a 24-hour wedding chapel, it's romantic enough
- A big church with the family
- A fancy venue with all our friends and family
Question 7/10
How often have you found yourself injured in the hospital?
- I'm a bit clumsy at times
- I'm a capable adult!
- It seems to be every couple of years
- The ER is my second home!
Question 8/10
What is your ideal employment status?
- One great cushy job for most of my life
- I would like to be at a new company every few years
- I'd like to be a stay-at-home parent! Leave the job to my spouse!
- Any place that I can sneak in a nap
Question 9/10
How do you feel about having neighbors?
- I ignore them as much as possible
- If they moved away our neighborhood would be perfect!
- I never have to buy anything because I borrow from my neighbors
- I love my neighbors, we look out for each other!
Question 10/10
What is the most important thing in the entire world?
- My family's happiness
- Being successful
- My happiness
- Alcohol
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