How Homer Simpson Are You?

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Question 1/10

What sounds most like you?

  • "Mmm... donuts!"
  • "Mmm... beer!"
  • "Mmm... money!"
  • "Mmm... chocolate."
Question 2/10

A friend asks you to help them move when you get off work. You get in your car and then...

  • I experience highway hypnosis until I find myself at the bar
  • I head straight home, completely forgetting about my pal
  • I head over to help with pizza! We need food for energy!
  • I call them to get out of it. I beg, I lie.. anything it takes so I can go home and watch TV!
Question 3/10

What provides you with the most amusement?

  • Television
  • Videos of people getting hit in the crotch
  • A quiet home and a good book
  • Sleeping
Question 4/10

To get out of the house, you decide to pick up bowling as a new hobby. How does it go?

  • I am obsessed with it for a few weeks and then I completely forget about it
  • I spend a lot of money on equipment and clothing but I never actually start bowling
  • I end up in the hospital after my first night bowling
  • I stick to it for a few years at least!
Question 5/10

Where is the ideal place to meet your spouse?

  • I think high school sweethearts is a great story
  • At work, I spend all of my time there anyhow
  • I never plan on getting married
  • Anywhere - I can't wait to get married and have kids!
Question 6/10

Where is a realistic place for a wedding ceremony?

  • In a neighbor's backyard with some friends and family
  • At a 24-hour wedding chapel, it's romantic enough
  • A big church with the family
  • A fancy venue with all our friends and family
Question 7/10

How often have you found yourself injured in the hospital?

  • I'm a bit clumsy at times
  • I'm a capable adult!
  • It seems to be every couple of years
  • The ER is my second home!
Question 8/10

What is your ideal employment status?

  • One great cushy job for most of my life
  • I would like to be at a new company every few years
  • I'd like to be a stay-at-home parent! Leave the job to my spouse!
  • Any place that I can sneak in a nap
Question 9/10

How do you feel about having neighbors?

  • I ignore them as much as possible
  • If they moved away our neighborhood would be perfect!
  • I never have to buy anything because I borrow from my neighbors
  • I love my neighbors, we look out for each other!
Question 10/10

What is the most important thing in the entire world?

  • My family's happiness
  • Being successful
  • My happiness
  • Alcohol
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