Ah, the Simpsons! We can all relate to everybody’s favorite animated family. But which member of the Simpson clan do you relate to most? Take the quiz and find out! How do you feel about the Socratic method? Sounds like an interesting massage technique. I'm very fond of it. Boring! . Whatever it is, I didn't do it, I swear!. Sounds too complicated. What do people most admire about you? My smarts. How much fun I am. My calmness. My sweet personality. Honestly, I'm not sure. What are you most likely doing at a party? Serving refreshments. Over in the corner, reading. Drinking. Slipping something in the punch bowl. Chilling. How would you describe your hairstyle? A little nerdy. A little goofy. Something out of the 50s. There are more important things in life than hair. What hair?. Are you a good dancer? Only after a few beers!. I can be a little shy . I love ballroom dancing - but I don't really like to show off. I can be a little clumsy. I don't dance. How do you feel about school? I don't believe in it. I love it - it's a great place to cause trouble!. I love it! I feel very at home in an academic setting.. It's okay. I don't care for it. How do you feel about your neighbors? There is so much to learn by meeting new people!. I hate the way they brag about having stuff!. They look like people I could swindle. They're very nice. I tend to keep to myself. Which of these movie stars do you most admire? Steve McQueen. Keanu Reeves. Bruce Willis. Meryl Streep. Doris Day. Which of these careers would you most like to pursue? Stunt person. A Tibetan monk. Something in the food industry. Nuclear physicist. Professional bowler. Where do you hope to go when you die? A lovely place with lots of nice furniture. An endless stretch of nothingness. A place with lots of beer and cookies. A place that stimulates my imagination. I just hope I don't get into any more trouble.