Which Simpson Are You?
How do you feel about the Socratic method?
- Sounds like an interesting massage technique
- I'm very fond of it
- Whatever it is, I didn't do it, I swear!
- Sounds too complicated
What do people most admire about you?
- My smarts
- How much fun I am
- My calmness
- My sweet personality
- Honestly, I'm not sure
What are you most likely doing at a party?
- Serving refreshments
- Over in the corner, reading
- Slipping something in the punch bowl
How would you describe your hairstyle?
- A little nerdy
- A little goofy
- Something out of the 50s
- There are more important things in life than hair
- What hair?
Are you a good dancer?
- Only after a few beers!
- I can be a little shy
- I love ballroom dancing - but I don't really like to show off
- I can be a little clumsy
- I don't dance
How do you feel about school?
- I don't believe in it
- I love it - it's a great place to cause trouble!
- I love it! I feel very at home in an academic setting.
- It's okay
- I don't care for it
How do you feel about your neighbors?
- There is so much to learn by meeting new people!
- I hate the way they brag about having stuff!
- They look like people I could swindle
- They're very nice
- I tend to keep to myself
Which of these movie stars do you most admire?
- Steve McQueen
- Keanu Reeves
- Bruce Willis
- Meryl Streep
- Doris Day
Which of these careers would you most like to pursue?
- Stunt person
- A Tibetan monk
- Something in the food industry
- Nuclear physicist
- Professional bowler
Where do you hope to go when you die?
- A lovely place with lots of nice furniture
- An endless stretch of nothingness
- A place with lots of beer and cookies
- A place that stimulates my imagination
- I just hope I don't get into any more trouble