Have you discovered a new civilization? Or is the most eventful part of your week that paper cut you got on Thursday? How Interesting Are You? How far have you traveled from where you were born? Home from the hospital. I've seen quite a lot of the world. I've been to a place or two. I went to DC on my senior trip. Which of these might best describe any scars you have? I am as smooth as a baby's bottom. My cat scratched me and it hasn't healed yet. I have a scar or two. Scratches add character? I must have a lot of character.... If you have a limp and someone asks you why, what would you say? I have an old sports injury. I'm old, so what?. I twisted my ankle walking the dog. I am one of the stunt doubles for every major motion picture . You're telling a story to some friends about the time you almost died. You embellish and say that... It was really bad food poisoning at at my cousin's wedding . You were stranded in the wilderness for a week during a hiking trip. You crossed the street without looking both ways. You were saving endangered species in Africa - and almost got attacked by a lion!. If you were in the local paper for and act of heroism, what would the story likely be about? Performing CPR and bringing someone back to life. Performing the Heimlich maneuver flawlessly. Disarming a hostage taking bandit. What's the most interesting of these that you've ridden? A bicycle. The wind - as in wind surfing or paragliding. The back of a motorcycle - I held on really tight. A camel and/or elephant. You've built something you're immensely proud of. What is it? A spreadsheet. My home. A shank for my own protection while serving prison time . An empire. Do you have tattoos? A butterfly/star on my ankle. I practiced giving myself tattoos. Nope. Yeah, I've got a few. What's the coolest thing you see yourself inventing? A new recipe! (I add salt even though the old recipe doesn't call for it). I'm on my way to curing cancer!. As-seen-on-TV, you can buy it for 14.99 with free S/H!. Do excuses count? . What sounds like your typical dream? I dreamed I was ruling the world. My dreams are my reality. I dreamed I had to pee, and I woke up and I really did have to pee. I dreamed I was Nemo in "Finding Nemo". I don't remember dreams :(.