Are you a walking, talking embodiment of Las Vegas or do you belong somewhere more wholesome like Heartland America? Take the quiz and find out! Which activity are you most likely to be engaged in at a club? Curling up in the corner with a good book. Tearing up the dance floor with a hottie. Getting drunk at the bar . Playing craps in the bathroom . At a strip club, how much do you make it rain? What do you mean? It doesn't rain in Vegas!. I bring on the thunder showers!. I make it drizzle. I make the rain fall steady and hard. I don't ever go into strip clubs. Which of these hats is most likely to be on your head? A baseball cap. A fedora. A beret. A cowboy hat. What kind of music gets you in the mood? Light jazz. Swing. Classical. I'm always in the mood!. Mood for what?. What do you smell like right now? Liquor. A strong whiff of cologne/perfume. A gentle breeze of cologne/perfume. A book I was just cuddling up with. Which of these is your drink of choice? Vodka. Orange juice. Energy drinks. Wine. What kind of footwear do you have on right now? I'm barefoot. Classy shoes. Tennis shoes. Boots. What most sounds like your last Valentine's Day? Watching TV alone. An intimate, romantic evening with my sweetie. I danced the night away at the club. Sneaking away to see my secret lover. When was the last time someone hit you? A bar fight. A night of BDSM fun. I was defending somebody's honor. Pretty much never. How did you spend last weekend? Being around my family. A little drinking, a little dancing. I don't remember. Preparing for a court appearance.