“Remember children, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.” ~Mr. Garrison
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Question 1/12
Who’s the poor kid?
Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Kenny
Question 2/12
What’s Randy Marsh’s primary job?
Geologist
Dentist
Chef
Counselor
Question 3/12
Who voiced Chef on the show?
Marvin Gaye
Isaac Hayes
Matt Stone
Trey Parker
Question 4/12
According to one of the show’s most popular recurring characters, which of the following should you never forget to bring?
A condom
A sack lunch
A hammer
A towel
Question 5/12
According to Cartman, what is the most intriguing aspect of “Ginger Kids”?
They are racist
They have no souls
They descend from aliens
They watch Jerry Springer
Question 6/12
In the episode, “Scott Tenorman Must Die”, Cartman destroys Scott's life by murdering his parents and feeding their flesh to him in a bowl of chili. Which band then arrives on cue to make fun of Scott while he cries?
The Cure
Radiohead
The Eagles
Foo Fighters
Question 7/12
What did the Lochness Monster want?
Plastic surgery
A lottery ticket
Butters
About three-fiddy
Question 8/12
Who handed Paris Hilton a crushing defeat in South Park’s “Whore-Off Competition”?
Mr. Garrison
Mr. Slave
Barbara Streisand
Lindsay Lohan
Question 9/12
What was the very first episode of South Park about?
Big Gay Al
Patrick Duffy
Mr Garrison trying to kill Kathy Lee Gifford
Cartman getting an anal probe
Question 10/12
George Clooney lent his voice to the program as…
Himself
A gay dog
A tee-totaling turkey
A sick cat
Question 11/12
What is the name of the sword that the boys use to defeat the griefer in the episode, “Make Love, Not Warcraft”?
“Sword of a Thousand Truths”
“Sword of Eternal Hemorrhaging”
“Sword of Destiny’s Child”
“Sword of the Flaccid Dong”
Question 12/12
What is the name of the film described as "single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced,” and which Butters refers to as his “Precious”?