“Remember children, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.” ~Mr. Garrison
Who’s the poor kid?
What’s Randy Marsh’s primary job?
Who voiced Chef on the show?
According to one of the show’s most popular recurring characters, which of the following should you never forget to bring?
A sack lunch
According to Cartman, what is the most intriguing aspect of “Ginger Kids”?
They are racist
They have no souls
They descend from aliens
They watch Jerry Springer
In the episode, “Scott Tenorman Must Die”, Cartman destroys Scott's life by murdering his parents and feeding their flesh to him in a bowl of chili. Which band then arrives on cue to make fun of Scott while he cries?
What did the Lochness Monster want?
A lottery ticket
Who handed Paris Hilton a crushing defeat in South Park’s “Whore-Off Competition”?
What was the very first episode of South Park about?
Big Gay Al
Mr Garrison trying to kill Kathy Lee Gifford
Cartman getting an anal probe
George Clooney lent his voice to the program as…
A gay dog
A tee-totaling turkey
A sick cat
What is the name of the sword that the boys use to defeat the griefer in the episode, “Make Love, Not Warcraft”?
“Sword of a Thousand Truths”
“Sword of Eternal Hemorrhaging”
“Sword of Destiny’s Child”
“Sword of the Flaccid Dong”
What is the name of the film described as "single most vile, twisted, dark piece of porn ever produced,” and which Butters refers to as his “Precious”?