Fatty or lean, mild or bold? Can you handle the grilling? Take the quiz and find out what cut of steak you are! How often do you exercise? Every day, of course. A few times a week. When I feel like it. What's exercise?. How do you like your steak cooked? Well done. I enjoy eating roadkill!. Medium well. I can't stand the sight of flavor.. Medium. I can't stand the sight of blood!. Medium rare. A perfect balance.. Rare. I like my steak still twitching!. Steak sauce? No! Why ruin perfectly good meat with glorified ketchup?. Only a nice pat of butter. No, but I do like a marinade. I do shots of A1!. Do you play well with others? Yes, I love everyone!. Sometimes, but I'm kinda selective. No, I prefer to play with myself... wait.... Which drink do you enjoy the most with a steak? A hearty red wine. A peaty scotch. A smoky bourbon. A crisp beer. Ice-cold milk or something else non-alcoholic. Congratulations you're rich! What do you do first? Buy a fast car. Buy a mansion. Hire a good lawyer. Buy a boat. Nothing, I won't let money change me. Which of these dog breeds is your favorite? German Shepherd. Irish Setter. Pit Bull. Chihuahua. Ummm... cats rule!. If you decided to collect things, which would you collect? Coins. Art. Comic books. Empties. Souls. Which is your favorite region of the US? The Southwest. The West Coast. The Midwest. The Southeast. New England. Finally, your position on bacon is? I don't eat it, but I miss it. I'm for it... in moderation. It's almost a religion.