What Cut Of Steak Are You?
How often do you exercise?
- Every day, of course
- A few times a week
- When I feel like it
- What's exercise?
How do you like your steak cooked?
- Well done. I enjoy eating roadkill!
- Medium well. I can't stand the sight of flavor.
- Medium. I can't stand the sight of blood!
- Medium rare. A perfect balance.
- Rare. I like my steak still twitching!
- No! Why ruin perfectly good meat with glorified ketchup?
- Only a nice pat of butter
- No, but I do like a marinade
- I do shots of A1!
Do you play well with others?
- Yes, I love everyone!
- Sometimes, but I'm kinda selective
- No, I prefer to play with myself... wait...
Which drink do you enjoy the most with a steak?
- A hearty red wine
- A peaty scotch
- A smoky bourbon
- A crisp beer
- Ice-cold milk or something else non-alcoholic
Congratulations you're rich! What do you do first?
- Buy a fast car
- Buy a mansion
- Hire a good lawyer
- Buy a boat
- Nothing, I won't let money change me
Which of these dog breeds is your favorite?
- German Shepherd
- Irish Setter
- Pit Bull
- Ummm... cats rule!
If you decided to collect things, which would you collect?
- Comic books
Which is your favorite region of the US?
- The Southwest
- The West Coast
- The Midwest
- The Southeast
- New England
Finally, your position on bacon is?
- I don't eat it, but I miss it
- I'm for it... in moderation
- It's almost a religion