What Exotic Wild Animal Are You?

I can see your face now, all scrunched up in denial: “A shrimp? WTF??” Actually, the Mantis Shrimp is the most badass animal on this entire list. You look like a shrimp that Vincent Van Gogh would paint – while he was on acid. Plus you have the most complex eyes in the animal kingdom. And if that weren’t already enough awesome for you, you also kill things by bashing them with your claw, which you swing at the speed of a .22 caliber bullet. Dannnnng. Super Shrimp f’real.

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