What Exotic Wild Animal Are You?
Best way to ensure victory in a fight?
- Employing the element of surprise
- Fighting for someone you love
- Being a total badass
- I’m a pacifist
Which color outfit would best suit you?
- Crazy rainbow psychedelic swirls
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
- Early bird
- Night owl
- I can be both, cuz I’m AMBIDEXTROUS or something?
- Neither. I’d always rather be sleeping.
Some crazy wombat is getting all up in your face. What are you gonna do about it?
- Get the heck out of there, fast
- Serve it with some killer dance moves
- Smash that fool to smithereens
- Climb up a tree and get some shut-eye
It’s time to get your grub on. What’s poppin for lunch?
- Fresh veggies, what else?
- OYSTERS and CRAB cuz I’m a baller.
- Meat, bro. Lots of it.
- Fruit... I’m all about the tropical paradise vibe.
So are you really social and outgoing or do you prefer to kick it at home by yourself?
- I can’t be stopped: I’m a party machine
- I'm not shy but I do like to get out and interact
- I’m more the quiet type
What are all the haters saying about you behind your back?
- That you’re all mixed up and confused
- That you’re too violent
- That you’re too lazy
- That you’re too flashy
Rate your intellect:
- Genius... like Einstein level
- Pretty smart.... like your professor at school
- Average... like the cashier at the grocery store
- Below average... like I belong on Jersey Shore
Rate your physical strength:
- Crazy strong... like reinforced concrete
- Pretty strong... you don't want to mess with me
- Average... I ain't looking for trouble
- Weak... like the nerd in a high school movie
Rate your stealthiness:
- You won't ever see me coming
- I rarely arouse suspicion
- I'm not too hard to find if you know where to look
- I stick out like a sore thumb