How do you prefer to enjoy your pie?
- With a fork and knife
- Folded in half
- At a restaurant
- With a glass of wine
It's late on a Friday night and you're desperate for a drunk pizza fix. Pick your poison:
- Frozen pizza
- A local, late-night joint
- If my favorite place isn't open, I'll go to bed hungry
You may be able to eat the whole pizza yourself, but you probably shouldn't. Who do you like to share it with?
- My dog
- No one; I have no shame
- The bum on the corner
When you sit down to enjoy your piping hot pizza, what sort of cold beverage do you prefer?
- Iced tea
What is your favorite pizza topping?
- Lots of cheese
- I just love the crust
- Something offbeat, like anchovies or pineapple
Cold pizza: Yay or nay?
What best describes your perfect pizza?
When it comes to top notch pizza, which city is your go to?
- New York
- There are good pizza places no matter where I am
You order pizza for pick up and show up a half hour later only to find that it is not ready. How do you react?
- Ask to speak to a manager
- Enjoy a beer while I wait
- Write a negative Yelp review
- Give my friends a heads up that I'll be late
In a perfect world, how often would you like to enjoy the pizza of your choice?
- Once a week
- A couple of times a month
- Every few months
- Whenever I feel like it