Are You NY-Style Or Chicago-Style Pizza?

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Question 1/11

What is the proper way to eat pizza?

  • You pick up a slice, fold it, and put it in your face!
  • With a knife and fork
  • Whichever way you can!
Question 2/11

Toppings?

  • Cow, pig, goat... whichever meats you got around!
  • Tons of veggies!
  • Everything!
  • Sauce. Cheese. Period.
Question 3/11

What are you drinking with your pizza?

  • A Yoo-hoo
  • A Dr. Brown's soda
  • A Green River pop
  • An IBC
  • A Coke
  • Beer, duh
Question 4/11

If a snowstorm rolls in, how do you get to work?

  • I take a cab
  • I take the train
  • I take the bus
  • I drive
  • I call out and telecommute
  • I don't, I'm trapped in my freakin' house!
Question 5/11

You've got a little cash in your pocket! Let's go ______!

  • Clubbing
  • Catch a game
  • See that exhibit at the museum
  • For a drive to watch the leaves turn
  • Get hammered at our local
Question 6/11

When you're not eating pizza what are you eating?

  • A hot dog
  • An Italian beef
  • Pastrami on rye
  • Who says I'm not eating pizza!?
Question 7/11

Your friends just invited you to an 80s theme party! What do you do?

  • I go, dressed appropriately, of course
  • I go, but I don't dress up
  • I lie and say I have other plans
  • I point at them and laugh
  • Who the hell has friends that throw 80s theme parties?
Question 8/11

Naked drunk guy on the street alert! Your instructions?

  • DO NOT make eye contact!
  • Call the police
  • Ask if he needs help
  • Ask him to go to a bar together
  • Get used to it; there are naked guys all over town
Question 9/11

Michelin-starred meal or a home-cooked meal from Mom?

  • I never pass up a gourmet meal!
  • Are you kidding? Mom, every time!
  • I want the gourmet meal, but my mom would smack me if I said that!
Question 10/11

Which of these celebrities would you most like to grab a slice with?

  • Bill Murray
  • Amy Schumer
  • Tina Fey
  • Louis CK
  • Amy Sedaris
  • Jerry Seinfeld
Question 11/11

Pick a gangster!

  • Sam Giancana
  • Al Capone
  • Salvatore "Lucky" Luciano
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