It’s a debate that has raged since the dawn of time: NY-Style or Chicago-Style pizza! Grab a napkin, take the quiz, and find out which style of pizza you are! What is the proper way to eat pizza? You pick up a slice, fold it, and put it in your face!. With a knife and fork. Whichever way you can!. Toppings? Cow, pig, goat... whichever meats you got around!. Tons of veggies!. Everything!. Sauce. Cheese. Period.. What are you drinking with your pizza? A Yoo-hoo. A Dr. Brown's soda. A Green River pop. An IBC. A Coke. Beer, duh. If a snowstorm rolls in, how do you get to work? I take a cab. I take the train. I take the bus. I drive. I call out and telecommute. I don't, I'm trapped in my freakin' house!. You've got a little cash in your pocket! Let's go ______! Clubbing. Catch a game. See that exhibit at the museum. For a drive to watch the leaves turn. Get hammered at our local. When you're not eating pizza what are you eating? A hot dog. An Italian beef. Pastrami on rye. Who says I'm not eating pizza!?. Your friends just invited you to an 80s theme party! What do you do? I go, dressed appropriately, of course. I go, but I don't dress up. I lie and say I have other plans. I point at them and laugh. Who the hell has friends that throw 80s theme parties?. Naked drunk guy on the street alert! Your instructions? DO NOT make eye contact!. Call the police. Ask if he needs help. Ask him to go to a bar together. Get used to it; there are naked guys all over town. Michelin-starred meal or a home-cooked meal from Mom? I never pass up a gourmet meal!. Are you kidding? Mom, every time!. I want the gourmet meal, but my mom would smack me if I said that!. Which of these celebrities would you most like to grab a slice with? Bill Murray. Amy Schumer. Tina Fey. Louis CK. Amy Sedaris. Jerry Seinfeld. Pick a gangster! Sam Giancana. Al Capone. Salvatore "Lucky" Luciano.