Are You NY-Style Or Chicago-Style Pizza?
What is the proper way to eat pizza?
- You pick up a slice, fold it, and put it in your face!
- With a knife and fork
- Whichever way you can!
- Cow, pig, goat... whichever meats you got around!
- Tons of veggies!
- Sauce. Cheese. Period.
What are you drinking with your pizza?
- A Yoo-hoo
- A Dr. Brown's soda
- A Green River pop
- An IBC
- A Coke
- Beer, duh
If a snowstorm rolls in, how do you get to work?
- I take a cab
- I take the train
- I take the bus
- I drive
- I call out and telecommute
- I don't, I'm trapped in my freakin' house!
You've got a little cash in your pocket! Let's go ______!
- Catch a game
- See that exhibit at the museum
- For a drive to watch the leaves turn
- Get hammered at our local
When you're not eating pizza what are you eating?
- A hot dog
- An Italian beef
- Pastrami on rye
- Who says I'm not eating pizza!?
Your friends just invited you to an 80s theme party! What do you do?
- I go, dressed appropriately, of course
- I go, but I don't dress up
- I lie and say I have other plans
- I point at them and laugh
- Who the hell has friends that throw 80s theme parties?
Naked drunk guy on the street alert! Your instructions?
- DO NOT make eye contact!
- Call the police
- Ask if he needs help
- Ask him to go to a bar together
- Get used to it; there are naked guys all over town
Michelin-starred meal or a home-cooked meal from Mom?
- I never pass up a gourmet meal!
- Are you kidding? Mom, every time!
- I want the gourmet meal, but my mom would smack me if I said that!
Which of these celebrities would you most like to grab a slice with?
- Bill Murray
- Amy Schumer
- Tina Fey
- Louis CK
- Amy Sedaris
- Jerry Seinfeld
Pick a gangster!
- Sam Giancana
- Al Capone
- Salvatore "Lucky" Luciano