What Should You Name Your Baby Boy?

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Question 1/10

The closest you can get to having a kid without HAVING a kid is getting a dog, right? Which breed do you choose?

  • Golden Retriever
  • Bloodhound
  • Jug
  • Bearded Collie
Question 2/10

If you have a son, you hope he grows up to be...

  • The founder of a tech startup
  • A businessman with a stable job
  • An athlete, preferably a star quarterback
  • The lord of his domain, who takes orders from no one and marches to the beat of his own drum
Question 3/10

The country you're most likely to visit on vacation is:

  • I don't really travel outside the country
  • Canada or Mexico
  • Somewhere in the UK
  • Nepal
Question 4/10

Which of the following baby food flavors would you reach for first at the grocery store? (If only they were real.)

  • Grits 'n gravy
  • Mutton and pheasant
  • Tofu and kombucha
  • Starbucks peppermint latte and blueberry scone
Question 5/10

Which important skill will you pass on to your son?

  • How to file taxes
  • How to fish with a shotgun and a bag of military surplus grenades
  • How to hold his alcohol
  • How to wear the same shirt over and over without stinking
Question 6/10

The music you're most likely to listen to at home is...

  • I can't tell you; then that band won't be cool anymore
  • Whatever's popular right now
  • Pan flutes and chanting
Question 7/10

The historical figure you admire most is:

  • It's a tie between Eberhard Anheuser and Adolphus Busch
  • King Richard the Lionheart
  • Stevie Nicks
  • FDR was the man
Question 8/10

How would you react if your son threw a fit at the store, begging you to buy him a toy?

  • I would tell him no. That's not the way you get what you want in life.
  • I would embarrass him publicly. He is a disgrace to my name!
  • Store? No, we live off the land.
  • A toy? Put that back and get a video game instead!
Question 9/10

What would you say to your son after getting into a fight at school?

  • Did you win?
  • Did you break your iPhone?
  • Here, put some organic cottonseed oil on that black eye, it will feel better in a jif
  • Are you OK?
Question 10/10

You just found $10K in the dumpster at work. Score! What do you buy?

  • I would put it into a college savings fund for my son
  • I think I could use another swimming pool made out of beer cans
  • Google Glass
  • The finest wine and an extravagant feast for all of my closest friends
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