Ever wanted to know how people describe you behind your back? Now’s your chance to find out! How would you feel about visiting a nudist colony? Sweet!. Sure, but give me a few weeks to get in shape. No thanks. I would feel the urge to judge them. How do you feel about clubbing? I'm dying for everybody to see me in my new outfit. Only if we get there and leave when I say. Yeah! Let's go somewhere with loud punk rock music. I'm in the middle of a great novel - I'll pass. How do you feel about early mornings? It's when I focus my thoughts. I look terrible in the morning. I love to prepare breakfast for my loved ones. Early mornings are great for sleeping. Just like late mornings and afternoons.. What are you likely to be doing late at night? Getting a little reading in before bed. Partying. Watching TV. None of your business!. Sleeping. What else is there to do late at night?. What do you do to stay in shape? I don't care how I look. Hit the gym. Yoga or pilates. Doing a little dance. Making a little love.. What kind of TV show would you be the star of? An educational program. A kid's show. A reality show about my life. A groundbreaking drama. Could you ever perform at a roast? As in roast chicken?. Sure, it'd be great to perform for the crowd. I'd love to tell people exactly how they've been living their lives wrong. I'm brutal. I don't like making fun of others. What kind of blog would you most likely write? Something that challenges conventions. Anything that brings joy and laughter. Something that gives guidance. Something where I detail all my experiences and knowledge. Do you like old movies? No. Yes. I like watching old science fiction movies and marveling at how much things have changed!. When you go camping with a group, what sort of duties do you perform? I do the cooking and cleaning. I just sit back and relax. I'm the one entertaining everybody else. I like to plan things out.