Which Awesomely Bad B-Movie Are You?
You're throwing a party to celebrate a big promotion! Who do you invite?
- My beautiful, wonderful significant other
- All the attractive people I can find
- Everyone I am grateful for
- People who I know will bring vegan, organic snacks
You're on your deathbed... What do you have to say to the world?
- Always be prepared
- Don't fall in love
- Be better to the environment
- Follow your dreams
Your neighbors would describe you as:
- A hippie
- A workaholic
You're under attack!! Crazed animals are right on your doorstep, what do you do?
- Put my game-face on, and fight back
- Protect my loved ones
- Scream and run away
You are nothing without your:
- Charming personality
A film is being made about your life! Who would direct it?
- Michael Bay
- M. Night Shyamalan
- Quentin Tarantino
- Peter Jackson
- Tim Burton
Your daughter is about to go on her first date. What's your plan?
- Help her pick out an outfit and make-up
- Tell her how smart, pretty, and great she is
- Show her date my rifle collection
- Have a terribly awkward sex talk
You're about to open up your own store! Which of these is your primary focus?
- Making money
- The customers
- Storefront appearance and organization
- Environmental friendliness
- Uniqueness and diversity
How do you party?
- Flashy lights and crazy outfits
- With my closest friends
- At the hottest club in town, dressed to the nines
- Somewhere quiet and familiar
It's your turn to sing karaoke! Are you up to it?
- Give me the mic, and I'll show you how it's done!
- Well, I guess I can try, why not?
- Only if it'll make everyone I'm with happy
- Are you crazy? Heck no!