How Corny Are You?
This is your new dog. What are you going to name him?
- Mr. Pickles
- Sir Yaps-a-lot
- Bark Wahlberg
Why is a Teddy Bear never hungry?
- Because he's watching his figure
- Because he bearly has an appetite
- Because he's always stuffed
- Because he's not real...
Happy Birthday! Are you having a party in your honor?
- Heck Yeah! I'm gonna paint the town!
- No, I'm just going to dinner with some close friends
- Yes, I'm having a Star Wars-themed party complete with a Jedi Jumping-house!
Describe your ideal marriage proposal:
- On one knee, in a restaurant, sincerely
- A chartered plane that skywrites "Marry Me"
- A fully choreographed dance number with singing!
- No marriage for me, thanks
How are you dressed today?
- Business attire
- Like I'm going to the beach!
- I was going to wear camouflage, but I couldn't find it
How do you negotiate asking for a raise?
- Open with a knock-knock joke to break the ice
- I might get nervous and stammer--I mean--I m-might--
- I outline my skills and contributions to the company
- I talk with a British accent; it makes me sound smarter!
You finally got the bartender's attention. Pick your poison.
- Whiskey, neat
- Fuzzy Navel
- Red Wine
- Tijuana Snowflake
A chicken crossing the road is...
- Trying to get to the other side
- Poultry in motion
- Engaging in a dangerous activity
- A dumb chicken!
Time for dinner! Where are you going?
- Frying Nemo Fish & Chips
- Outback Steakhouse
- Rolf's Authentic German Schnitzel
- Yu Soon Phat Chinese Cuisine