Do you have a reputation for bad puns and cheesy one-liners? A playful, corny spirit that always looks to make others smile — or better yet — groan? Take this quiz to find out if you’re all-business, or a bit of a cornball!
This is your new dog. What are you going to name him?
Why is a Teddy Bear never hungry?
Because he's watching his figure
Because he bearly has an appetite
Because he's always stuffed
Because he's not real...
Happy Birthday! Are you having a party in your honor?
Heck Yeah! I'm gonna paint the town!
No, I'm just going to dinner with some close friends
Yes, I'm having a Star Wars-themed party complete with a Jedi Jumping-house!
Describe your ideal marriage proposal:
On one knee, in a restaurant, sincerely
A chartered plane that skywrites "Marry Me"
A fully choreographed dance number with singing!
No marriage for me, thanks
How are you dressed today?
Like I'm going to the beach!
I was going to wear camouflage, but I couldn't find it
How do you negotiate asking for a raise?
Open with a knock-knock joke to break the ice
I might get nervous and stammer--I mean--I m-might--
I outline my skills and contributions to the company
I talk with a British accent; it makes me sound smarter!
You finally got the bartender's attention. Pick your poison.
A chicken crossing the road is...
Trying to get to the other side
Poultry in motion
Engaging in a dangerous activity
A dumb chicken!
Time for dinner! Where are you going?
Frying Nemo Fish & Chips
Rolf's Authentic German Schnitzel
Yu Soon Phat Chinese Cuisine
Look at all this corn! Which one is your favorite?