How Corny Are You?

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Question 1/10

This is your new dog. What are you going to name him?

Mr. Pickles
Duke
Sir Yaps-a-lot
Bark Wahlberg

Question 2/10

Why is a Teddy Bear never hungry?

Because he's watching his figure
Because he bearly has an appetite
Because he's always stuffed
Because he's not real...

Question 3/10

Happy Birthday! Are you having a party in your honor?

Heck Yeah! I'm gonna paint the town!
No, I'm just going to dinner with some close friends
Yes, I'm having a Star Wars-themed party complete with a Jedi Jumping-house!

Question 4/10

Describe your ideal marriage proposal:

On one knee, in a restaurant, sincerely
A chartered plane that skywrites "Marry Me"
A fully choreographed dance number with singing!
No marriage for me, thanks

Question 5/10

How are you dressed today?

Business attire
Semi-casual
Like I'm going to the beach!
I was going to wear camouflage, but I couldn't find it

Question 6/10

How do you negotiate asking for a raise?

Open with a knock-knock joke to break the ice
I might get nervous and stammer--I mean--I m-might--
I outline my skills and contributions to the company
I talk with a British accent; it makes me sound smarter!

Question 7/10

You finally got the bartender's attention. Pick your poison.

Whiskey, neat
Fuzzy Navel

Red Wine
Tijuana Snowflake

Water

Question 8/10

A chicken crossing the road is...

Trying to get to the other side
Poultry in motion
Engaging in a dangerous activity
A dumb chicken!

Question 9/10

Time for dinner! Where are you going?

Frying Nemo Fish & Chips
Outback Steakhouse
Rolf's Authentic German Schnitzel
Yu Soon Phat Chinese Cuisine

Question 10/10

Look at all this corn! Which one is your favorite?

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