Which Extinct Animal Are You?
The World Wildlife Fund puts the low-end rate of species extinction at 10,000 cases per year. That’s a whole lot of animals and insects that disappear each year with little fanfare or notice. Take our quiz, have a little fun, and learn about which extinct species you are!
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Question 1/8
What’s your favorite way to get from Point A to Point B?
- Drive
- Walk/Run
- Fly
- Sail
Question 2/8
You’re almost extinct! Where would you hide to save yourself?
- In the jungle
- In a cave
- Under my bed
- I don’t hide from nobody
Question 3/8
Would you say you have a temper?
- No, I’m pretty calm
- I can go off on occasion
- I’ll pretty much bite your freakin’ head off
Question 4/8
Pick a tail!
Question 5/8
How would you describe your style?
- So very basic
- Neat, buttoned-up
- Trendy, fashion-forward
- Blingapocalypse, flashy as hell
Question 6/8
What’s your favorite I-know-it’s-bad-for-me-but-I’m-eating-it-anyway-food?
- Ice cream… and more ice cream on top
- Kraft Mac and Cheese, because powdered cheese is delicious
- Meat. Lovers. Pizza. With a stuffed crust and extra cheese.
- McDonald’s Fries... with a side of Arby’s Fries
- Anything with the word “cake” in it
Question 7/8
When you gotta go, you gotta go. So, how do you want to go?
- While I’m sleeping
- In some spectacular fashion
- Surrounded by everyone I love
- Easy. During sex.
Question 8/8
Everybody will be attacked by an angry wombat at some point. How would you defend yourself?
- With reason!
- With badass ninja skills
- With the help of my friends Smith and Wesson
- Wombats are evil little bastards; I’d run like hell
