Which Extinct Animal Are You?
What’s your favorite way to get from Point A to Point B?
You’re almost extinct! Where would you hide to save yourself?
- In the jungle
- In a cave
- Under my bed
- I don’t hide from nobody
Would you say you have a temper?
- No, I’m pretty calm
- I can go off on occasion
- I’ll pretty much bite your freakin’ head off
Pick a tail!
How would you describe your style?
- So very basic
- Neat, buttoned-up
- Trendy, fashion-forward
- Blingapocalypse, flashy as hell
What’s your favorite I-know-it’s-bad-for-me-but-I’m-eating-it-anyway-food?
- Ice cream… and more ice cream on top
- Kraft Mac and Cheese, because powdered cheese is delicious
- Meat. Lovers. Pizza. With a stuffed crust and extra cheese.
- McDonald’s Fries... with a side of Arby’s Fries
- Anything with the word “cake” in it
When you gotta go, you gotta go. So, how do you want to go?
- While I’m sleeping
- In some spectacular fashion
- Surrounded by everyone I love
- Easy. During sex.
Everybody will be attacked by an angry wombat at some point. How would you defend yourself?
- With reason!
- With badass ninja skills
- With the help of my friends Smith and Wesson
- Wombats are evil little bastards; I’d run like hell