Which “Impractical Joker” Are You?
Other people find you most funny when you’re…
- Being loud and fun
- Being sharp and witty
- Mocking myself
- Feeling uncomfortable and awkward
In your group of friends, you tend to be the…
- Quiet one
- Butt of jokes
To which profession would you be best suited?
- Crooked used car salesman
- Mall cop
- School janitor
- Creepy old cat lady
When the “poop” hits the fan, we can probably find you…
- Smiling through the pain
- Folding like a lawn chair
- Demonstrating my steely resolve
- Plowing ahead, baby
Fashion accessory of choice?
- Um... donuts?
An embarrassing fact about you?
- I have some… phobias
- I can't dance
- I'm a bit timid
- I'm shameless, and not ashamed to say it!
- None of the above
You've lost the game... now which is your worst nightmare?
- Forced to skydive
- Forced to get a tattoo of Jaden Smith (Will Smith’s son) on my thigh
- Forced to jump out of a cake to entertain retired veterans
- Forced to explain how to give birth while experiencing painful, simulated contractions
Okay, which of these tests would you most likely fail?
- Asking my parents if they "still poke"
- Telling a customer: "1975 just called; they want their chest hair back"
- Interviewing a middle-aged woman and asking "Can you explain to me why I'm attracted to that fine cougar booty of yours?"
- Touching my friend's groin
You find yourself suddenly seeking a furry companion. Which sort do you choose?
- Let’s just keep the fur away from me, okay?
Are you married?