Excellent! Get on the bus, be sad, do some slo-mo Kung Fu, catch a wave, and then take our quiz to find out which Keanu Reeves character you are! When you are on a trip, what is the most important thing to you? Tasty waves, brah. Staying on schedule. Hotel accommodations. Public transit. Having access to a phone booth!. Which of these best sums up your life philosophy? Be excellent to each other. Never leave a friend behind. Be prepared. Be obtuse. Believe. Dude. Way too much thinking. My brain hurts a lot.. If you could travel in time, which of these days would you choose to revisit? My best day so I could relive it. My worst day so I could make it better. Is regret a time? Or a day?. I think I'd like to live a day in the future instead. I have no desire to travel in time. Are you easily swayed by the dark side of human nature? No, I believe in the goodness of people. I can be convinced... at times. It's good to be bad. I'm the one who sways others!. Dark is a lozenge that dissolves in my throat. Did you ever play sports? I think playing sports means we are empty inside. Yes, it builds character. Nothing organized. Nah, I was into other "recreational" activities. How do you handle authority? I fight it. I use it. I obey it. I am it. I can't even spell it. It sucks. What do you do when you discover someone doesn't like you? I try to change their mind. I get really bummed. I get even. I weep the tears of the Lama as I plumb the depths of my emptiness. How would people describe your sense of humor? As juvenile. As dry. As kinda morbid. As non-existent. I don't think this is the right moment for levity. You're trying something new, but you suck at it. What do you do? Umm... I'm good at everything. I've learned to accept that I suck at everything. I just enjoy myself regardless. I keep working until I perfect it. I quit, I don't need the frustration. How often do you party? All the time. Party of one... and birds. Always the birds.. Every day is a party. Pretty often. I tip a few now and again. I'm way too intense for parties.