Which Michael Bay Explosion Are You?

Michael Bay is known for making anything and everything explode. Sure, lots of actors star in Michael Bay movies, but we all know the real stars are the explosions! From “Bad Boys II” to “Transformers: The Last Knight,” which Michael Bay explosion are you?

Michael Bay Explosion

The Michael Bay explosion has turned into an iconic film element. We love catching these action films directed by Michael Bay. "Pearl Harbor" and "Armaggedon" are only a couple of great Michael Bay films that features an explosive action scene.

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Question 1/10

It's party night. How do you show up?

Fashionably late, and already a little pre-gamed
In the latest style, via an Uber Black Car
Exactly on time, with my BAC chart in my back pocket
With a 12-pack, a bag of chips, and a phone full of party music
Show up? The party don't start till I walk in!

Question 2/10

Where's your next vacation?

One of the world's beautiful cities, like San Francisco, Amsterdam, or Zanzibar's Stone Town
It's a work-cation, thank you very much, to wherever the Peace Corps sends me
A big, bustling city, like New York, London, or Tokyo
Somewhere relaxing, like Florida, Jamaica, or Hawaii
Somewhere that will really challenge me - like Mt. Kilimanjaro, Death Valley, or Antarctica

Question 3/10

By some miscarriage of justice (or maybe because you really did it), you end up on death row. You've got five choices for your last meal. What's it gonna be?

A vegan salad with the freshest local greens
A 24-ounce porterhouse steak, cooked medium rare
A full Chinese dim sum, with countless small plates
A five-course meal designed by an award-winning molecular gastronomist

Question 4/10

What's most likely to make you angry?

Incompetence. Why must I always be surrounded by amateurs!
This damn shoddy technology. Trains won't run, phone keeps doing, computer's crapping out.
People not noticing me. I like a little attention, I'm not gonna lie.
Someone being rude or obnoxious
The problems of the world - I wish I could save everyone

Question 5/10

What would you rather be?

The greatest hero in the world
The richest person in the world
The most talented person in my field
The most beautiful person in the world
The most famous person in the world

Question 6/10

You've just won $5,000 in the scratch-off lottery. What's your spending strategy?

I'm taking some time off and partying for awhile
I'm gonna buy something really cool
It's all going to charity
I'm gonna hit up some spas, get some new clothes, get a gym membership, and make sure I look good
I'm going to pay down some bills, invest in classes, and get my life in order

Question 7/10

You've got a first date with someone you like. What's your best chance to impress them?

Make sure my kind heart comes through
Plan every last detail so it all goes well
Be well dressed, well groomed, and on my game
Be ready to drop some money

Question 8/10

What explosion are you most impressed by?

Fourth of July fireworks
The first test of the atomic bomb
A big budget movie explosion shot by an acclaimed Hollywood director, like Michael Bay, perhaps
A well-timed explosion in a magician's act

Question 9/10

What satisfies you most in your career?

When people are paying attention to me and praising me for my work
When I know I've done everything possible to get the job done
When I know I've made a positive impact on the world
That paycheck, baby

Question 10/10

And, finally, pick an explosion sound!

KABOOM!
shhhhhBLAM!
BYYYYoooooooooooooooooooo
BOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
KAPOW!

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Which Michael Bay Explosion Are You?