Which Monster Truck Are You?

Which Monster Truck Are You?

Which Monster Truck Are You?

Crushed cars, the smell of gas, and raw power can make any red-blooded “USA” chanter go rabid! Yes, nothing says ‘Merka like meat-lovers pizza, mesh hats, and monster trucks! So which monster truck are you? Pop the transbrake and then take our quiz to find out!

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Question 1/8

When you buy beer, you buy it…

By the Forty
By the sixer
By the twelver
By the case
By the keg

Question 2/8

If you could smash one of these under your wheels, which would you choose?

A super-expensive car like a Bugatti
The slow ass car blocking traffic in the fast lane
The IRS
Justin Bieber

Question 3/8

Pick a cool old school toy!

A Big Wheel
A Super Soaker 50

Transformers
Pong

Question 4/8

When you’re not out tearing up vehicles and vegetation, what do you do for fun?

Eat fried Twinkies
Hunt and fish
Drink hard liquor
Make hard liquor

Question 5/8

Which of these conspiracy theories do you think might actually be real?

UFOs
Bigfoot
The Moon Landing was faked
Tom Cruise is a flesh-eating alien

Question 6/8

What do you want most out of a vacation?

Relaxation
Adventure
An escape from boredom

Question 7/8

Which of these is a can’t-do-without extra?

A custom interior with butt warmers
A killer sound system
As much power as I can get
Crazy body mods

Question 8/8

Choose a truly awful color for your truck!

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