Are You Ford or Chevy?
If you’re drinking in a bar and some guy insults your mother, what do you do?
- Keep right on drinking
- Insult HIS mother
- Punch him in the face
Pick a bumper sticker for your ride!
What’s your perfect weekend?
- Putting the boat in for some fishing
- Playing in the mud
- Visiting wine country
What do you do when you get stuck in a ditch?
- Call for a tow
- Get myself out somehow
- Umm… I don’t get stuck ANYWHERE
How much of your time is spent hauling crap?
- Not much
- A fair amount
- Way too damn much
- I ain't seen the bottom of my truck bed since Grunge was a thing
How many bells and whistles do you need?
- I want the whole damn nine!
- Enough to make life easier
- I’m a bone stock guy
Pick what’s hanging from your rearview!
- A smelly tree
- Fuzzy dice
- Straight cash, homie
- All I need is my hula girl
What kind of gas mileage makes you smile like an idiot?
- 10-15 MPG
- 15-25 MPG
- 25+ MPG
- I’m more… gallons to the mile