Which “Wet Hot American Summer” Character Are You?

It’s another wet, hot, American summer, and everybody wants a little bit of the action. Before you decide who you want to get with, it’s good to know who you are. Which “Wet Hot American Summer” character are YOU?

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Question 1/10

What matters most to you?

Love
Sex
The meaning of the universe
I don't have time to think about what matters to me. I have work to do.

Question 2/10

Do you consider yourself weird or normal?

I'm pretty normal
I'm weird, but that's okay. I'm gonna go hump the fridge. That's right, I said I'm gonna go hump the fridge.
Huh, never really thought about it
I don't know. Does that mean I'm weird?

Question 3/10

A friend asks you for advice about a relationship problem. What do you do?

Help them out, of course; I'm a good friend
Fiiiiiiiiiiine
I've got way too many of my own issues to be helping anyone
You've come to the wrong person, but sure, I'll help

Question 4/10

Imagine there's someone you really like. How do you show them you care?

Learn way too much about their interests
Run a hundred miles through brambles and the backwoods to be with them
Just say how I feel
This is gonna seem shallow, but I don't see myself caring that much about another person

Question 5/10

What kind of position would make you happiest at work?

Somewhere in the middle
Anywhere people aren't bothering me
I like to be in charge
"Position", you say?

Question 6/10

Who would you most like to fondle?

The hottest person I can get
Someone I really care about
My sweaters
I'm not picky

Question 7/10

A disaster - a meteor, earthquake, or hurricane - is about to hit your town! What do you do?

Find someone to make out with
Confess everything
Save as many people as I can
Try to prevent the entire thing from happening
Disaster? I've seen more f---ed up s--- in five minutes out there than you'll see in your whole goddamn life