What type of occasion is likely to get you to drink?
- A major holiday
- I don't drink at all
- The weekend
- The afternoon
When was the last time you were at the strip club?
- I stop in from time to time
- I've never been in one
- I'm on a first name basis with the strippers
- The last time I was in Vegas
How much time to do you spend using your office computer for personal use?
- None - that would be wrong!
- As much as I can get away with
- Not much. It keeps me from getting work done.
- A lot
Think back to every website you've visited in the past 24 hours. Would you be comfortable reporting that list of websites to your mother?
- No way!
- Sure, I don't have anything to hide
- I have mixed feelings about that
When was the last physical fight you were in?
- Last weekend
- I've never been in a fight
- It's been a few months
- It's been over a year
When was the last time you were out past midnight?
- At the club this past weekend
- Coming home late from work
- I plead the fifth!
Which of these Halloween costumes appeals to you most?
- Sexy nurse
When was the last time you were in a church?
- A wedding
- A funeral
- Attending a weekly service
- I've been banned from church
What would happen if your parents had seen everything you did last weekend?
- I was with them all weekend
- They'd have a few awkward questions
- They'd give me a hug
- They might disown me
The last time you said "Thank you" to somebody was...?
- To my boss
- To my significant other
- To a server at a restaurant
- To the police for letting me off with a warning