With Christmas right around the corner, you want to make sure you’re on Santa’s list. But the question is, are you on the naughty list or the nice list? Take this quiz and find out! What type of occasion is likely to get you to drink? A major holiday. I don't drink at all. The weekend. The afternoon. When was the last time you were at the strip club? I stop in from time to time. I've never been in one. I'm on a first name basis with the strippers. The last time I was in Vegas. How much time to do you spend using your office computer for personal use? None - that would be wrong!. As much as I can get away with. Not much. It keeps me from getting work done.. A lot. Think back to every website you've visited in the past 24 hours. Would you be comfortable reporting that list of websites to your mother? No way!. Sure, I don't have anything to hide. I have mixed feelings about that. When was the last physical fight you were in? Last weekend. I've never been in a fight. It's been a few months. It's been over a year. When was the last time you were out past midnight? At the club this past weekend. Coming home late from work. I plead the fifth!. Which of these Halloween costumes appeals to you most? Sexy nurse. Zombie. Superman. When was the last time you were in a church? A wedding. A funeral. Attending a weekly service. I've been banned from church. What would happen if your parents had seen everything you did last weekend? I was with them all weekend. They'd have a few awkward questions. They'd give me a hug. They might disown me. The last time you said "Thank you" to somebody was...? To my boss. To my significant other. To a server at a restaurant. To the police for letting me off with a warning.