When you boil us humans down, we're really either only three things: Good, Bad, or Ugly. So take a real honest look at yourself, answer these questions, and find out: Which one are you? You find a pot of gold, but you have to split it three ways. What do you do? Convince the others I deserve the largest share. Split the pot. I'm honest!. Make off with the gold when the others go to sleep. Your mother's birthday is tomorrow. Did you send her a card? Of course. No, I forgot. It's in the mail, I swear!. You find a wallet on the ground, brimming with cash. What's your plan? Charge a flight to Hawaii on the first credit card I see. Ignore it - I don't have time for this!. Find the ID, locate the owner, be a good Samaritan. Return the wallet, expect a reward. Would you cheat on a test if you knew you could get away with it? Absolutely!. No, I'm an honest test-taker. I will cheat even if I CAN'T get away with it. Your neighbor threatens to call the cops if you don't turn down the music. How do you respond? Turn down the music. Turn up the music. Call the cops on my neighbor and claim he is a burglar. A cashier gives you extra change. What do you do? Pocket the extra dough, walk away casually. Give the money back. Demand even more money. You are racing in a 100-yard dash. What's your winning strategy? Train hard, put in the effort, be the fastest. I take performance-enhancing drugs. I think I'll just trip everybody. Uh-oh! You're on the run from the feds. What crime did you commit? I hopped out of a cab without paying the fare. I snuck candy into the movies. I cheated on my taxes. I threw myself down the stairs to get insurance money. You're on trial for murder. How will you convince the jury of your innocence? I will try to confuse them. I will hire the best legal team. I will get the mafia to intimidate the jury for me. I will turn the courtroom into a circus and try to get a mistrial.