When offered a buffet of breakfast meat, you select:
- Tofu bacon
- Turkey bacon
Have you ever owned any of these: bacon flavored toothpaste, bacon shaped band-aids, bacon wrapping paper, etc?
- Are you out of your mind?
- No, but I'd buy it.
- They sell this stuff?
- I have a cool "I Heart Bacon" tee.
Bacon has sort of become a trend in the last few years, such as facial hair and the Dubstep. Do you think bacon will still be trendy in 5 years?
- I had no idea it was a trend.
- It's not a trend! It's an essential part of life.
- Let's hope not.
- Bacon's been around and it's not going anywhere.
Fast food restaurants are always coming out with new, limited-time products. Which of these are you most excited about?
- Pinkberry's Oolong tea yogurt.
- The chicken and bacon McWrap.
- The bacon sundae!
- That waffle breakfast taco thing,
Canadian bacon. Your thoughts?
- Wannabe bacon.
- It's that meat in Eggs Benedict, right?
- Slightly less disgusting than the normal kind.
- Glorified bologna! No thanks.
When is the last time you had a "BLAT" ?
- Yesterday. It has all the major food groups.
- Whenever I can find some perfectly ripe avocados.
- Eww! Never! And a "BLAT" sounds disgusting.
- Is it kind of like a BLT? It's been a while.
If you were going to go on a diet, you'd probably try...?
- The Paleo Diet
- The Mediterranean Diet
- Weight Watchers
- The Raw Diet
You're going out for dinner, you most likely go to...?
- A local Chinese joint
- A diner
- Your favorite vegan restaurant
- Somewhere off the beaten path
What's your secret ingredient when making sauteed spinach?
- Red pepper flakes
- Bacon bits
- Kosher salt
Which of these makes you most jealous of dogs?
- They get to lie around all day.
- They get to run around in the grass.
- They get meaty rewards just for fetching a ball!