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Are You Addicted To Bacon?

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Question 1/8

On any given day, how likely are you to consume bacon?

  • Very unlikely
  • Somewhat likely
  • Very likely
Question 2/8

Before taking this quiz, when was the last time you thought about bacon?

  • More than a week ago
  • I never really stop thinking about bacon...
  • Within the past day
  • Within the past week
Question 3/8

Do you ever fall victim to ‘phantom bacon’ – smelling bacon that doesn't actually exist?

  • That isn't real!
  • Maybe once or twice...
  • Thank God! I knew there must be others!
Question 4/8

Do you save your bacon grease?

  • I save it... but that's only because I can't drink it.
  • No, but I'm intrigued by this idea...
  • No, that's disgusting...
  • Yeah, it can really add some flavor!
  • If I saved all my bacon grease, I think I'd have to start giving away jugs of the stuff to my neighbors.
Question 5/8

Turkey bacon is a healthful alternative to regular bacon. What are your thoughts on this product?

  • Not a fan of bacon in any form, to be honest...
  • It just makes me want to have real bacon...
  • I like it!
  • It's alright
  • Turkey bacon offends me at the very core of my being
Question 6/8

In some circles, bacon is celebrated on a level that is approaching the ridiculous. We have bacon vodka, bacon jam, and even bacon toothpaste. Don’t you think that this is... maybe… a little too much bacon?

  • Eh, it's all in good fun...
  • Yes, too much!
  • I just feel blessed to be alive right now, in this day and age, when bacon is finally winning the respect it deserves!
Question 7/8

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Allow this image to speak to you, then. What does it have to say?

  • I'm not hearing anything, sorry.
  • It's saying, "If you eat me, you will be sick."
  • It's... calling to me. Asking me to to devour its soul so that we may become one. That's normal, right?
  • It's saying, "Hey, I probably taste pretty darn good!"
Question 8/8

Since beginning this quiz, has your mouth begun to water? Is your mind already drifting ahead to your next fix of fatty goodness?

  • Eh... yeah. I am feeling a bit peckish!
  • Nah, don't be silly.
  • I can barely stand it! GIVE ME PIG!
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