On any given day, how likely are you to consume bacon?
Very unlikely
Somewhat likely
Very likely
Question 2/8
Before taking this quiz, when was the last time you thought about bacon?
More than a week ago
I never really stop thinking about bacon...
Within the past day
Within the past week
Question 3/8
Do you ever fall victim to ‘phantom bacon’ – smelling bacon that doesn't actually exist?
That isn't real!
Maybe once or twice...
Thank God! I knew there must be others!
Question 4/8
Do you save your bacon grease?
I save it... but that's only because I can't drink it.
No, but I'm intrigued by this idea...
No, that's disgusting...
Yeah, it can really add some flavor!
If I saved all my bacon grease, I think I'd have to start giving away jugs of the stuff to my neighbors.
Question 5/8
Turkey bacon is a healthful alternative to regular bacon. What are your thoughts on this product?
Not a fan of bacon in any form, to be honest...
It just makes me want to have real bacon...
I like it!
It's alright
Turkey bacon offends me at the very core of my being
Question 6/8
In some circles, bacon is celebrated on a level that is approaching the ridiculous. We have bacon vodka, bacon jam, and even bacon toothpaste. Don’t you think that this is... maybe… a little too much bacon?
Eh, it's all in good fun...
Yes, too much!
I just feel blessed to be alive right now, in this day and age, when bacon is finally winning the respect it deserves!
Question 7/8
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. Allow this image to speak to you, then. What does it have to say?
I'm not hearing anything, sorry.
It's saying, "If you eat me, you will be sick."
It's... calling to me. Asking me to to devour its soul so that we may become one. That's normal, right?
It's saying, "Hey, I probably taste pretty darn good!"
Question 8/8
Since beginning this quiz, has your mouth begun to water? Is your mind already drifting ahead to your next fix of fatty goodness?
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About This Quiz
Does the sight of bacon sizzling in a pan send you into fits of ecstasy? Does the scent of a bacon-wrapped jalapeño popper plunge you into an abyss of unbridled joy? Maybe you have a bacon problem! Take the quiz to find out!
