Which of these is another name for an aircraft carrier?
- A bird farm
- A chicken coop
- A fat bottom
- The boat
- Ain’t so bad
- Wish they were sailors
- Always Ride In Navy Equipment
- Are all a bunch of boots
Can you identify mystery meats quickly and accurately?
- Yep. I like to know what I’m eating!
- Yes, but ignorance is bliss!
Ever had a run-in with Shore Patrol?
- Who hasn’t?
An Airedale just snatched your Dixie cup! What the hell just happened?
- A dog ate my clipboard
- A pilot stole my cover
- An officer cut in line at chow
- I lost my virginity
If you’re sporting “The Budweiser", you're:
- Getting drunk
- Taking a piss
- A Navy SEAL
- Tying a knot
Still know your General Orders?
- A few, but not all
- I’ve erased them from my mind… sir
Ever kissed The Royal Baby’s belly?
- Aye, sir
- Nossir, but I hope to someday
- What? Ew.
How many times have you used the word “bohica”?
- A few times
- I’m bending over as I type this
What do you or will you miss the most about the Navy?
- Naval Bureaucracy
- The adventure
- My people
- The mission