General Quarters! Take our quiz to find out how Navy you are! Which of these is another name for an aircraft carrier? A bird farm. A chicken coop. A fat bottom. The boat. Marines… Ain’t so bad. Wish they were sailors. Always Ride In Navy Equipment. Are all a bunch of boots. Can you identify mystery meats quickly and accurately? Yep. I like to know what I’m eating!. Nope. Yes, but ignorance is bliss!. Ever had a run-in with Shore Patrol? Nope. Who hasn’t?. An Airedale just snatched your Dixie cup! What the hell just happened? A dog ate my clipboard. A pilot stole my cover. An officer cut in line at chow. I lost my virginity. If you’re sporting “The Budweiser", you're: Getting drunk. Taking a piss. A Navy SEAL. Tying a knot. Still know your General Orders? Aye. A few, but not all. I’ve erased them from my mind… sir. Ever kissed The Royal Baby’s belly? Aye, sir. Nossir, but I hope to someday. What? Ew.. How many times have you used the word “bohica”? Never. A few times. I’m bending over as I type this. What do you or will you miss the most about the Navy? Naval Bureaucracy. The adventure. My people. The mission.