Enter the interrogation room! Take the quiz and find out the truth: Which NCIS Character Are You? Do you believe that people are inherently good or inherently bad? Good, most people just want to be happy. Bad, I've seen a lot of darkness. Neither, behavior is dependent on environment. Which of these actors would you most like to meet? Liam Neeson. George Clooney. Michael Cera. Zooey Deschanel. Angelina Jolie. Patrick Stewart. How important is coffee in your life? Not at all, I prefer energy drinks. Not at all, I prefer tea. I prefer adrenaline!. Somewhat, but I can live without it. If you mess with my coffee, I will kill you!. When it comes to relationships I'm _______. Irresistible. Picky. Assertive. A serial monogamist. Awkward. A hopeless romantic. In which of these places would you most likely find yourself drunk? A dive bar. A jazz club. A pub. A Van Halen reunion concert. A cigar bar. My house. Would you ever lie to someone you care about? No, lying really isn't in my nature. I would, but I can never keep the details straight. Yes, but only if it was absolutely necessary. Yes, because it is always absolutely necessary. Fight or flight? Fight, I never back down from a challenge!. Flight, I value my teeth. It's not that simple; there's always a third option.. Faced with a tough decision, who do you ask for advice? A parent or family member. A close friend. The internets. Nobody, I make my own decisions. What do you do to relax? Write. Go to the shooting range. Golf. Build things. Watch movies. Something NOT on this list!. What's the best tool to defuse an argument? Humor, get them laughing. Honesty, It's the best way to reach a lasting resolution. Walking away, I'm allergic to conflict. Listening, people talk too much. Resolve, never show weakness, never apologize.